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Wow, these last few weeks have been doozies! It seems like Tim has been sick more often than not since New Years, and as much as I try to keep my distance and my health, twice now I’ve gotten at leas... read more..

Some time ago, I was taking a ground school class for private pilots. During the sessions on weather, the instructor wanted to discuss the concept of sublimation - the act of going from a gas to a sol... read more..

Some states are getting desperate to make voting easier. ... read more..

The helmet is right - it's the scooter that's backwards. read more..

You are probably an elementary school teacher if:~ You ask guests if they have remembered their scarves and mittens as they leave your home.~ You move your dinner partner's glass away from the edge of... read more..

If men did housework. ... read more..

There is the Law of Gravity - and then, there is the Law of Parenthood- A child's behavior will improve in proportion to the distance she is away from the parent.- Two is equal to two, except when ref... read more..

After just one cup, Alyssa knew coffee would change her life forever. ... read more..

Every morning, a little girl would go in the bathroom to watch Mommy as she was putting on her makeup to go to work.But this certain morning when Mom turned to leave the bathroom, the little girl loud... read more..

The money you make can be good or bad for you.  Which it is depends on your walk with Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110403.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}podcast/sm20110403... read more..

Last summer my wife and I met a couple at a restaurant. After lunch, the women decided to go shopping, and I invited the man to go sailing. While we were out on the water, a storm blew up. The tide ha... read more..

There's always someone who wants to rain on your parade.   ... read more..

Tired from waiting for their overdue baby, my daughter and her husband broke the monotony one night with a trip to the movies. My daughter went inside to get seats while my son-in-law bought popcorn a... read more..

Initial tests on the new roller coaster indicated a lower start speed was needed ... read more..

Chan soon regretted complaining about his job in the mess hall. read more..

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Little Benjamin came running into the kitchen where is mother was working. "Mom, can I please change my name right now?" he asked. "But why would you want to do that?" replied his mom. "Because Dad... read more..

How did I know? A little birdy told me. ... read more..

A pickpocket was appearing in court for a series of petty crimes. "Mr. Brewster," the judge said, "you are hereby found guilty and fined the sum of $150."After consulting with his client, Mr. Brewster... read more..

In desperation to save his marriage, Antonio had finally found a way to enjoy shopping with his wife. ... read more..

The pastor was known for the clarity and brevity of his sermons. His talks were well organized and always ended promptly at 20 minutes.One Sunday, he seemed to wander and drift around a bit and was st... read more..

Because some people just can't cook. read more..

Three mothers were sitting around comparing notes on their exemplary offspring."There never was a daughter more devoted than my Alice," said Mrs. Davis with a sniff. "Every summer she takes me to the ... read more..

Unfortunately, those who needed it most were working during the workplace safety seminar. read more..

The city union's work to rule campaign was affecting traffic. ... read more..

Press any key to go to get fired. read more..

A teacher was taking her first golf lesson."Is the word spelled 'put' or 'putt'?" she asked the instructor."'Putt' is correct," he replied.  "'Put' means to place a thing where you want it. 'Putt' mea... read more..

Hector was pretty impressed that his street sweeper could do sidewalks at the same time. read more..

Julie's driving test had been going well until she reached the traffic circle of death! ... read more..

Officer Hendricks soon lost the suspect after a poor choice of civilian vehicles to commandeer. ... read more..