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At his 103rd birthday party, my grandfather was asked if he planned to be around for his 104th."I certainly do," he replied. "Statistics show that very few people die between the ages of 103 and 104."... read more..

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I've started paying for gas with my savings. ... read more..

Rest easy, your donuts are safe eh! ... read more..

In a shop, two men struck up a conversation. Just as one fellow said that his wife was getting carried away with her shopping, a brief power outage caused the lights to flicker overhead. 'That,' he... read more..

A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it.Rushing to the bottle, he pul... read more..

When cycles of sin and rebellion seem to roll over and over and over, there are things God's children can do that move Him to act. (Pastor Tim had a cold when preaching this sermon so sorry for the cr... read more..

A fisherman from the city was out fishing on a lake in a small boat. He noticed another man in a small boat open his tackle box and take out a mirror. Being curious the man rowed over and asked, "What... read more..

Like you, I have been particularly struck and moved by the devastation and horrible aftermath of the 8.9 earthquake, subsequent tsunami, and nuclear threat in Japan.Throughout the day I pondered how a... read more..

I do not think -- therefore I am not.Here is the illustration of this principle:One evening Rene Descartes went to relax at a local tavern. The tender approached and said, "Ah, good evening Monsieur D... read more..

Jeff thought things looked good for par on this hole. ... read more..

Suddenly it’s March! This is how people grow old, isn’t it? Since my last post, we have paid off the last of our consumer debt! We are officially back at $0 and very happy to be there. The rocks in... read more..

The first salute received by a freshly commissioned Second Lieutenant is always significant. It's symbolizes authority and prestige.When I pinned on my new Air Force gold bars and stepped out to face ... read more..

Another source of honking in traffic. ... read more..

Here are some great titles from songwriters in Nashville - and an entertaining song too. Enjoy "If My Nose Was Running Money." ... read more..

Instructions for all those with teenage daughters or daughters who think they are teenagers or who will eventually be teenagers. Teenager Owner's Manual Congratulations!  You are now the proud new o... read more..

Bilingualism is getting out of control in Canada. read more..

John finally found a caddy that would work for peanuts. ... read more..

"Oh Jumbo, why can't our families be happy for our love?" read more..

Here's a fun Japp chocolate bar commercial I had on the old CleanLaugh site for years. It's on Youtube now so I've moved it over to the Funblog.   ... read more..

Jumbo was opening a branch office for the circus. ... read more..

Here is what happens when you feed Fruit Loops to hens. ... read more..

Toilet training Rosco was a breeze compared to teaching him to drive. ... read more..

Harvest anxiety was starting to get to farmer Bill. ... read more..

Somebody had to work while the workplace safety seminar was being held. read more..

After coming to a complete sotp, you may og. ... read more..

I smell a lawsuit coming. ... read more..

A farmer and his wife had just awakened one morning to the crowing of their rooster. While still in bed, the farmer's wife says, "Pa, you know our neighbor Mr. Jones?""Yes Ma, I reckon I do," replied ... read more..

We need to remind ourselves and the next generation that it is possible to express faith in God but have hearts that are not loyal to Him.  The consequences of such duplicity is a life of futilit... read more..

1. I am currently out of the office at a job interview and will reply to you if I fail to get the position. Please be prepared for my mood.2. You are receiving this automatic notification because I am read more..