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A little three-year-old boy is sitting on the toilet. His mother thinks he has been in there too long, so she goes in to see what's up. The little boy is sitting on the toilet reading a book. But abou... read more..

If anybody believes in "do-over," it is Yours Truly. This stems back to my pre-adult days littered with carefreeness and fun of all sizes and shapes. At that time, my whole life revolved around games.... read more..

Without self-control in our lives we can really, really hurt ourselves and prevent ourselves from returning to God. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20110102.mp3{/audio} Download {audio}... read more..

A man who hadn't attended church in years suddenly began attending faithfully on Sunday mornings instead of going fishing as was his normal habit. The pastor was highly gratified and at the end of ser... read more..

It's time to give pastor Bob a bigger travel allowance. ... read more..

Sid didn't care. It wasn't his church. ... read more..

At the beginning of a new year, it's good to remember that God will take care of you. ... read more..

I know it's been a long time since you've heard from me. I have been doing the same things you've been doing - planning, shopping, cooking, wrapping, sending - and trying to stay organized and enjo read more..

We hope the New Year isn't ruff for you! ... read more..

1.  Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.(He was caught cheating on a test). 2.  Karen is an endless fund of energy and viability.(The hyperactive mo read more..

My cousin was behind the bakery's cash register one morning when a gunman burst in and demanded all the cash. As she nervously handed over the money, she noticed the rolls of coins in the back of the ... read more..

Shop 'til you drop - your kids. ... read more..

From a practical standpoint, and if I am anything I am practical, well, practically, this year has gone by rather quickly. The fact I have survived this past year has to count for something. I was mu... read more..

Ted suddenly had good memories of his previous worst blind date ever. ... read more..

Our nephew was getting married to a doctor's daughter. At the wedding reception, the father of the bride stood to read his toast, which he had scribbled on a piece of scrap paper. Several times during... read more..

In response to the "Flu Do-Si-Do" joke (https://www.cybersalt.org/cleanlaugh-archive/5577-the-flu-do-si-do) the following comment was left anonymously under the name "A Caller" with a fake e-mail addr... read more..

The owner of a small deli was being questioned by the IRS about his tax return. He had reported a net profit of $80,000 for the year. "Why don't you people leave me alone?" the deli owner said. "I wor... read more..

Even in snowball fights, someone has to escalate the arms race. ... read more..

Some days you are the deer, other days you are the snowman. read more..

A woman calls an import parts warehouse and asks for a 28-ounce water pump."A what?" says the confused parts guy."My husband says he needs a 28-ounce water pump."  "A 28-ounce water pump? What kind of... read more..

Flu season will be here soon.  Here's a square dance you can call when it does.The Flu Do-Si-DoChoose your partners, one and all,Aspirin, Advil or Tylenol!Now fling those covers with all you've got.On... read more..

Here are ten useful phrases for responding to Christmas presents you would rather not have received: 1.  Thanks a lot! 2.  My word!  What a gift. 3.  Well, well, well ... 4.  If I hadn't put on so muc... read more..

On behalf of Susan (Mrs. Cybersalt) and myself, I’d like to take this opportunity to wish all of you a merry and blessed Christmas. May this Christmas be one that fills your heart and soul with the f... read more..

It was Christmas Eve in a supermarket and a woman was anxiously picking over the last few remaining turkeys in the hope of finding a large one. In desperation she called over a shop assistant and said... read more..

Pastor Tim was not sure about his new neighbors. ... read more..

The SPCA's "Adopt A Decoration" Drive was a huge success. Picture created especially for Pastor Tim and Cybersalt.org by Lisa's Cat Lover's Pages... read more..

Santa's bellybutton lint ... read more..

Needless to say, Sparky was not thrilled with how the decorating was going. ... read more..

The Christmas angels appear to the Minnesota equivalent of shepherds. There's Plenty More "The Back Pew" cartoons at http://www.thebackpew.com... read more..

Computers and cloning have really changed things at the North Pole. ... read more..