Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20626 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2850

Eat This Up

Several American nurses were training at a hospital in Liverpool, England. These nurses had little money for meals, so they ate the awful food provided at the hospital complex, and sometimes kindly vi... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1777

Books to Read

Strategic Defense in the Space Age - by Ray Gunn Manned Planetary Expeditions Vol. 1: Mercury - by Hugo Furst Projectile Motion - by Fah Ling The Complete Do-It-Yourself Guide t... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1686

Honesty and Accuracy

A fellow was walking along a country road when he came upon a farmer working in his field. The man called out to the farmer, "How long will it take me to get to the next town?" The farmer didn't answ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
163

Quote #2271

But the thing is, even if I could go back, I wouldn't belong there anymore. - Unknown... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
139

Cybersalt News - June 23, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone! On our recent trip, I only rented Tesla's for getting around. I did this because I wanted to learn more about them and what owning an electric car would be like, including... read more..

Uncategorised
Susan Davis
85

Quote #2270

"Rudeness is the weak man's imitation of strength." - Eric Hoffer read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
174

One-Liner #1835

If God can make a bug's butt light up, think of what He can do for you!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3257

Almost Redialed

I still have a lot of trouble with wrong numbers. Yesterday I dialed the Red Cross and got the Internal Revenue Service in error. So the I.R.S. operator asked me what number I had dialed. I said, "Th... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2166

🤣 Coffee Lover's Secret to Sleep

A man comes into a restaurant at 6 o'clock in the evening. "I want to have a coffee please." The waiter brings him the coffee, the man drinks it and afterwards, he orders another, then another, then... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1759

Fines

A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
352

Back in the Saddle Again

Finally, those five sick weeks are over, and my life is getting back to normal. Whatever normal is. Five weeks is a long time to be sick, spend time in bed, and not know if it’s morning or ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
145

Cybersalt News - June 16, 2024

Sunday greetings, and Happy Father's Day to those who celebrate it! Grandma Cybersalt and I are back from our trip, but not without some extra adventure at the end. Long story short, our first flight... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
394

Being Sick is Not My Cup of Tea

I do not have a history of being sick. I rarely even have a headache, but I must confess, I give headaches. The last two weeks have been different for me. I have never experienced such a long stretch... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1757

Cereal and Milk: A Breakfast Love Story

One day I was having breakfast with my daughter, who was about 8 years old at the time. I had done what any good dad would do, I fixed her a bowl of cereal. I even poured the milk into the bowl myself... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3694

Cooking Terms

Tongue: a variety of meat, rarely served because it clearly crosses the line between a cut of beef and a piece of dead cow. Yogurt: semi-solid dairy product made from partially evaporated and ferment... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
160

Cybersalt News - June 13, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are near the end of our trip. Today we are enjoying the blessing of celebrating with my mom on her 84th birthday. Enjoy the rest of today's abbrevi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2884

For Charlotte

A DJ was introducing a record. "This next one," he said, "is for Charlotte Burke, who is a hundred and eleven. Hey, Charlotte, congratulations on a ripe old age!" There was a short pause and then th... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
5328

Daycare Pun

A college student with a young child was pleased when her daughter became eligible to attend the day care center at the University. The director of the day care gave the mother a tour of the faciliti... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1702

Marriage Proposal, Motives, Flattery

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2880

Newlywed Repairs

A man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers." "Oh, j... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2118

Dance Request

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty senior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me,... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1688

Job Applications

A few weeks after a young man had been employed, he was called into the Human Resources administrator's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the personnel officer asked. "When you applied for this ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
182

Cybersalt News - June 9, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone and welcome to June. Grandma Cybersalt and I are still on the road and get to hear our son-in-law preach today in the church where he pastors! So with that news, enjoy the... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
585

And Then an Angel Floated By

Some weeks can be tough. I’ve had a few in my life that came unexpectedly and challenged my determination. Last week was one of those weeks. We had a serious “Bug Squatting” situation in our ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
178

Cybersalt News - June 6, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I have made it to Ontario and are enjoying a visit with our daughter and her family.  Enjoy the rest of today's abbreviated mailing. ~ Pastor T... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1822

Fair Pay

An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost. One lawyer told him that he would take the case on contingency. When the client asked ... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
318

The Unseen

Photo by Susan PageIt is awesome to see or experience God in the natural realm. Examples include anything from a baby’s birth to witnessing a shooting star streaking across the night skies. The wonde... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3011

Factory Supplies

At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The machines' conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and we had run out of aspirin for workers with n... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1962

Chicken

A chicken crossing the road is "poultry in motion."... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
200

Cybersalt News - June 2, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone and welcome to June. Grandma Cybersalt and I are in Newfoundland: farther East in Canada than we have ever been! So with that news, enjoy the rest of today's abbreviated d... read more..