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Why did the vampire flunk art class? Because he could only draw blood!... read more..

One of my first assignments as a trainee in an auto-body shop was a car needing a new fender and some door repairs. I spent hours doing a perfect job, but when the owner came to pick it up, he wasn't... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone and Happy Mother's Day to everyone who are able to celebrate this day! Of course, for many this is a difficult day and if that is true of you may God's grace and comfort fin... read more..

In getting older, I have discovered, I pay a little more attention to my dietary habits. Or, maybe I should say, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage pays more attention to my dietary habits. As we... read more..

"Motherhood brings you to your knees in a way that doesn't leave room for you to judge others. It makes you see that there's no ideal - a constant struggle, constantly compromising, but ultimate love. read more..

Never sing in the shower! Singing leads to dancing, dancing leads to slipping, and slipping leads to paramedics seeing you naked - so NEVER sing in the shower!... read more..

"A job at the nursery can lead to a budding career." read more..

I gave you life, But I cannot live it for you. I can give you directions, But I cannot be there to lead you. I can take you to church, But I cannot make you believe. I can teach you right from wron... read more..

I was with a friend in a cafe' when a noisy car alarm interrupted our conversation. "What good are car alarms when no one pays any attention to them?" I wondered aloud. "Some are quite effective," m... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone and welcome back to May! I have a fun item on my agenda today! After church I am driving up island to take in a model railroad show with my son. We have talked about maybe b... read more..

I must admit that communication is an essential part of my life today. The longer I live, the more sophisticated those communications become, and it’s challenging to me. Recently, I was working on my... read more..

"Spring shows what God can do with a drab and dirty world." - Virgil A. Kraft read more..

Common sense is not a gift - it's a punishment because you have to deal with everyone who doesn't have it.... read more..

From San Francisco: When I was a child, I learned this prayer as "Our Father, who are in Heaven, Howard be thy name." I always thought that was God's real name. Groton, Mass: My mother spent her earl... read more..

"If you're ever attacked by a circus, go for the juggler." read more..

Plant three rows of peas Peace of mind - Romans 14:5 Peace of heart - Acts 15:9 Peace of soul - 1 Peter 1:22 Plant four rows of squash Squash gossip - Lev 19:16 Squash selfishness - Luke 18:11-14 S... read more..

Earlier today I saw a bumper sticker that said, "I'm a veterinarian, therefore I can drive like an animal." Suddenly I realized how many proctologists are n the roads!... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  Wow - I am swamped at Cybersalt World Headquarters! Seriously, I am happy to keep one nostril above the surface of all management that is going on right now. I'm not ... read more..

Hold on while I over think this.... read more..

"The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison read more..

Before going to Europe on business, a man drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown New York City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5,000.   The loan officer, taken aback, requested c... read more..

"Cosmetics are a woman's way of keeping a man from reading between the lines." read more..

My face in the mirror Isn't wrinkled or drawn. My house isn't dirty, The cobwebs are gone. My garden looks lovely And so does my lawn. I think I might never Put my glasses back on. ~ Author Unknow... read more..

Have you ever had a week where everything went just perfect? Neither have I. Every Monday morning, I plan a perfect week, and I try my best to stick to that plan. My problem is simply, I do not know... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone! It's a busy weekend here at Cybersalt World Headquarters with a number of good things happening. Our eldest is home for 2 weeks, we celebrated one of our grandsons' 3rd bir... read more..

"God is not looking for men of great faith, He is looking for common men to trust His great faithfulness." - Hudson Taylor read more..

Losing weight doesn't seem to be working for me, so from now on I'm going to concentrate on getting taller.... read more..

Max Greenberg was at his favorite eatery, the Second Avenue Deli, when he called over the waiter. "Yes?" asked the busy waiter. "Are you sure you're the waiter I ordered from?" asked Max. "Why do y... read more..

"Bacteria: They're the only culture some people have." read more..

The little boy came home from his first day at Sunday School. He told his mother that his Sunday school teacher was Jesus' granny. "How did you reach that conclusion?" his mother asked. "Well, she n... read more..