Monthly Archive

A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked ... read more..

Our home, like every other home this time of year, bears the decorations of the Christmas season. This is all thanks to the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. My assigned role in the whole Christmas ... read more..

Someone has Christmas on the mind. ... read more..

A farmer's son was returning from the market with the crate of chickens his father had told him to carry home, when the box broke open and the chickens all escaped. The boy quickly fixed the crate and... read more..

Driscoll Middle School pulls off a great trick play in a football game. Apparently it ended in a 6-6 tie but I think it is obvious who won the mental victory. ... read more..

While waiting in line at the bank, a co-worker developed a very loud case of hiccups. By the time he reached the teller's window, the hiccups seemed to have worsened. The teller took my friend's check... read more..

Doctors were stumped about what was causing Kenny's night terrors. ... read more..

You know you're a retiree-to-be when... 1. Fellow staff members greet you in the hall with, "Oh!  Stop smiling!" 2. You get up to the checkout counter at Borders, and you realize you're buying books y... read more..

The feeling this picture gives you in the pit of your stomach is why there will always be prayer in school.  ... read more..

Pastor Tim: Always stop and smell the roses!! If you have a few minutes, reading this poem in this issue, brought a very old memory to this 83 year old mind… I was home to North Carolina from San ... read more..

A midwest farmer was describing his lifestyle to a touring group of city folks. "One of the benefits of this profession," he explained, "is that we have built-in weather predictions." "What do you mea... read more..

If these cats could talk: ... read more..

As a resident physician in radiology, I was speaking with the man whose wife was about to receive a CAT scan of the chest. While the nurse was placing the intravenous line, I asked the husband if his ... read more..

This lady is hilarious.  She proves once again that you don't have to be dirty to be funny.  By the way, Nanaimo is 90 minutes north of Cybersalt World Headquarters and they really do do wha... read more..

My wife coordinates get-well gifts for our church members who are in the hospital. Recently she visited a member who was recuperating from a kidney stone operation. Not knowing the nature of his illne... read more..

My husband decided life would be easier if he wired a new light switch in the master bedroom to save us from fumbling in the dark for the lamp. He cut through the drywall and found a stash of bottles ... read more..

God's love is unfailing - but do you trust Him? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20101205.mp3{/audio}... read more..

On second thought, let's go back to Sears.  ... read more..

- The later you stay up, the earlier your child will wake up the next morning. - The gooier the food, the more likely it is to end up on the carpet. - The longer it takes you to make a meal, the less read more..

A woman came home to find her husband in the kitchen, shaking frantically with what looked like a wire running from his waist towards an electric kettle. Intending to jolt him away from the deadly ele... read more..

Grandma runs a tight ship at her house. ... read more..

Because, you know, huskies hate the cold.  ... read more..

Frustrated at always being corrected by my hubby, I decided the next time it happened I would have a comeback. That moment finally arrived, and I was ready. "You know," I challenged, "even a broken cl... read more..

Genetics explained simply. ... read more..

And you thought having a cowlick was bad! ... read more..

My company had a successful year, and at the annual meeting, employees eagerly awaited the general manager's report on the performance of our branch. "You are the role models of our company," he proud... read more..

A county traffic policeman recently stopped a woman for exceeding the posted speed limit.  He asked the driver for her name.  She said, "I'm Mrs. Ladislav Abdulkhashim Zybkcicraznovskaya from the Repu... read more..

Next time just splurge on a babysitter. ... read more..

Somebody was thinking when they came up with the idea for this shirt that will display the 4th Ammendment on airport X Ray body scanners. Somebody at Google is probably already thinking of how to tur... read more..

It was October of 2009 that Tim & I made the first positive changes to our finances. We had lived with ever increasing consumer debt for about 10 years. After 8.5 months of enjoying the blessing... read more..