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Artist Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his new chateau. The intruder got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, ... read more..

He'll probably start by running you through a spell checker. ... read more..

Looking over the log book kept by the computer support staff at my office, I noticed several entries stating the problem was PICNIC. I asked one of the technicians what PICNIC meant. He laughed as he ... read more..

Friend: "I suppose you carry a memento of some sort in that locket of yours?" Woman: "Yes, it's a lock of my husband's hair." Friend: "But your husband is still alive." Woman: "I know, but his hair is... read more..

Puppies are usually pretty cute when they sleep but these little dogs sound pretty creepy and spooky.   ... read more..

"Doctor, you've got to help me - I just can't stop my hands from shaking!" "Do you drink a lot of coffee?" "Not really - I spill most of it!" read more..

It was an innocent soul who designed this slide. Click Here for More Elephant Pictures ... read more..

Worshipping is part of developing and sustaining the Christian character and being God wants for us as his children. {audio}podcast/sm20101017.mp3{/audio}... read more..

And you thought Rudolph had it hard. read more..

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five- and six-year-olds.  After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment... read more..

Whenever anybody says things can't get any worse, they usually do. No matter how bad something is, there is always a good chance it will get worse. Experience may not be my best teacher, but sometimes... read more..

OK, you've just been pulled over for having a burned out headlight and you want to get out of the ticket. You could try some time tested methods like crying, saying you are rushing to the hospital wh... read more..

Even the mining industry is trying to reduce it's carbon footprint. ... read more..

A man approached a local person in a village he was visiting. "What's the quickest way to York?" The local scratched his head. "Are you walking or driving?" he asked the stranger. "I'm driving." "That... read more..

The young woman sat in her stalled car, waiting for help. Finally two men walked up to her. "I'm out of gas," she purred. "Could you please push me to the gas station?" The men readily put their muscl... read more..

That would help you go. ... read more..

Q: Why is one side of the V geese make always shorter than the other? ........... A: There are fewer geese in it. Duh.... read more..

And then he went nuts. ... read more..

Apparently alot of you like hockey so this entry is for you. I have to admit, it is a pretty amazing goal for any player to make - let alone a 9 year old kid. ... read more..

Harry hosted a dinner party. One of his guests was a surgeon. While deftly carving the roast, Harry kept up a running commentary: "How am I doing, Doc? How do you like that technique? I'd make a prett... read more..

Having grown up just outside New York City, I barely knew a cow from an ear of corn. Until, that is, I married a small-town Ohio girl. While I was in seminary school, I had a temporary assignment at a... read more..

Being thankful is another key to becoming the follower Jesus wants us to be. Thanksgiving does not have its roots in knowing the good things we have. It is rooted in God's unconditional love for ... read more..

For a couple of months many of you who tried to manage your own subscriptions have gotten an erroneous message that said you could not resubscribe because you were "blacklisted." This error was due t... read more..

You are going to be amazed by this video.  Honest,  a little bird told me so.  But then again, you can't always believe little birds. ... read more..

An airliner is coming into land at an airport obscured by fog.  Visibility is practically nil, the ILS system is on the blink, so the pilot has to land on wits alone.  "Flaps, check," he says to the c... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Two businessmen in New York city are sitting down for a brea... read more..

Boating:  You're either in or you're out! Errr . . . .  never mind. ... read more..

Huckleberry Finn never had a raft like this. Though perhaps his ant did.   ... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The goober had been married about a year when one day she ca... read more..

Jane's kitchen was just plain creepy. ... read more..