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Some salads are too fresh! ... read more..

An old man was sitting on his porch, when a young man walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand. "What are you selling, young man?" he asked. "I'm not selling anything, sir," the young man replied. ... read more..

What song is this guy singing? Give this video a patient watch/listen and I'm sure you will figure it out and be amazed!   ... read more..

The college football player knew his way around the locker room better than he did the library, so when the librarian saw the gridiron star roaming the stacks looking confused, she asked how she could... read more..

I think it's safe to say that wherever you have a cat you have a pounce waiting to happen. Sure, it may not look like it when you are looking, but they are watching and waiting!   ... read more..

A married couple trying to live up to a snobbish lifestyle went to a party. The conversation turned to Mozart. "Absolutely brilliant, magnificent, a genius!" The woman, wanting to join in the conversa... read more..

A group of golfers were telling tall stories. At last came a veteran's turn. "Well," he said, "I once drove a ball, accidentally off course, through a cottage window. The ball knocked over an oil lamp... read more..

Freedom in Jesus is not the end.  It's the beginning of a new life - a life that God tests. {audio}podcast/sm20101003.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Everybody has places where they are the most comfortable. When a person (Yours Truly) is out of their comfortable place there is a certain, what should I say, discomfort. There are two places where I ... read more..

Little Johnny and his friend Billy were on their very first train ride, with Billy's mother. A vendor came down the corridor selling a candy bar that neither had ever seen before. Billy's mom bought e... read more..

Auto Tuning (according to wikipedia) is "a proprietary audio processor created by Antares Audio Technologies. Auto-Tune uses a phase vocoder to correct pitch in vocal and instrumental performances. I... read more..

Jim always practiced what he read. ... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The traffic light wasn't working on the corner of Broadway a... read more..

You know you live in a small school district when . . . ... read more..

Bumping into a woman on the sidewalk, the Tom Cruise look-alike apologized, "Pardon me!" "That's quite all right," the woman replied. "You look just like my fourth husband." "Wow!" he said. "How many ... read more..

Here's a video of a crazy owl. The video is a bit long and it's in Japanese, but it's well worth waiting to see the different looks this bird can pull off when facing down other birds.   ... read more..

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," ... read more..

The middle-aged man was shuffling along, bent over at the waist, as his wife helped him into the doctor's waiting room. A woman in the office viewed the scene in sympathy. "Arthritis with complication... read more..

It was a low point for High Point. ... read more..

No good deed shall go unpunished. ... read more..

I tell you, men drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on Highway 11 from Albert Street, I looked over to my left and there's this man in a Mustang doing 95 miles per hour with ... read more..

Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database.  One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs.  Thin... read more..

Christians who live without concern for peace are like firemen who set fires. {audio}podcast/sm20100926.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Although we were being married in New Hampshire, I wanted to add a touch of my home state, Kansas, to the wedding.  My fiancee, explaining this to a friend, said that we were planning to have wheat ra... read more..

Don't just sitar - do something. Here's "Dueling Banjos" as you've never heard it courtesy of Bill Bailey and friends. ... read more..

The owner of a drug store walks in to find a guy leaning heavily against the wall. The owner asks the clerk "What's with that guy over there by the wall?" The clerk says, "Well, he came in here this m... read more..

Wow! After seeing this video stroboscopy of the vocal cords I am left speechless!   ... read more..

A magician calls a man up on stage, hands him a mallet, and instructs the guy to hit him hard on the head. The magician then puts his head down on a wooden block. The man shrugs his shoulders and poun... read more..

I don't know what this game is called so I went with Pong Lightning.  It can take a while to get going so hang in there and eventually you will be rewarded.  The game starts immediately so i... read more..

My friend's son worked at a fast-food restaurant when he was in high school. One night while he was manning the drive-thru, a customer told him that the Intercom wasn't working properly.  My friend's ... read more..