Monthly Archive

"My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four...unless there are three other people." - Orson Welles read more..

"Busyness builds a schedule but it fractures a family." read more..

"If you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small country." read more..

"Fatherhood is pretending that the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope." - Bill Cosby read more..

"Be kind, for everyone you meet is fighting a harder battle." -- Plato read more..

"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." --- Charles Caleb Colton read more..

"A rich man is the one who isn't afraid to ask the clerk to see something cheaper." read more..

"Give me the luxuries of life and I will willingly do without the necessities." - Frank Lloyd Wright read more..

"The most enjoyable way to follow a vegetable diet is to let the cow eat it, and then eat the cow." read more..

"Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you haven't fallen asleep yet." read more..

"Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid." read more..

"You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty." - Sacha Guitry read more..

"Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards." -- Benjamin Franklin read more..

"Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors." --Josh Billings read more..

"You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." --Ogden Nash read more..

"In times of prosperity friends will be plenty; in times of adversity not one in twenty." read more..

"Do not pray for easy lives, Pray to be stronger men. Do not pray for tasks equal to your powers, Pray for powers equal to your task." - Phillips Brooks read more..

“To some people religious freedom means the choice of churches that they may stay away from.”... read more..

“Some people kiss with their eyes closed - too bad some also marry the same way.”... read more..

"Some people drink at the fountain of knowledge, others just gargle." read more..

"Prayer is the rope that pulls God and man together. But it doesn't pull God down to us: it pulls us up to him." - Billy Graham read more..

"Time heals all wounds, unless you pick at them." - Shawn Alexander read more..

"Smoking helps you lose weight -- one lung at a time!" read more..

"Some people get lost in thought because it is unfamiliar territory." read more..

"Prayer is simple, as simple as a child making known its wants to its parents. The armour is not to fight in, but to shield us while we pray. Prayer is the battle. The prayer of the feeblest saint on read more..

"Nothing wrecks the truth like stretching it." read more..

"Politeness is like an air-cushion - there's nothing in it but it eases the jolts." read more..

"The happy person is the one who enjoys the scenery on a detour." read more..

"Opportunities always look bigger going than coming." read more..

"Hold fast to the Bible as the sheet-anchor of your liberties; write its precepts in your hearts, and practice them in your lives." -- Ulysses S. Grant read more..