Monthly Archive

"You are only young once but can stay immature indefinitely." - Ogden Nash read more..

"If God is your co-pilot, swap seats." read more..

"The secret of my success is that at an early age I discovered I was not God." read more..

"A sense of humor is the lubricant of life's machinery." read more..

"A lot of pessimists get that way from financing optimists." read more..

"As you go through life you are going to have many opportunities to keep your mouth shut. Take advantage of all of them." - James Dent read more..

"Humor is the ability to see three sides of the coin." read more..

"A perfect summer day is when the sun is shining, the breeze is blowing, the birds are singing, and the lawn mower is broken." - James Dent read more..

"Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure." read more..

"Cellphones ringing in public places are the cigarette smoke of this decade." read more..

"A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time." read more..

"If people focused on the important things in life there would be a shortage of fishing rods." read more..

"The chains of habit are too weak to be felt until they are too strong to be broken." read more..

"Silent gratitude isn't much use to anyone." - Gladys Berthe Stern read more..

"Even if you've been fishing for 3 hours and haven't gotten anything except poison ivy and a sunburn, you're still better off than the worm." read more..

"Talk is cheap - supply exceeds demand." read more..

"A luxury is something the average person manages to pay for by buying his necessities on credit." read more..

"If the horse you're drawing looks more like a dog, make it a dog." read more..

"If it's green, it's biology. If it stinks, it's chemistry. If it has numbers it's math. If it doesn't work, it's technology. " read more..

"The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money." read more..

"I have a new philosophy. I am only going to dread one day at a time." - Charlie Brown read more..

"Silence is often misinterpreted, but never misquoted." read more..

"If you want to get the best out of someone, you must look for the best that is in them." read more..

"Backbone beats wishbone every time." read more..

"The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing in the right place, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment." read more..

"The wastebasket is a writer's best friend." - Isaac Bashevis Singer, writer, Nobel laureate (1904-1991) read more..

"If you're mad at someone, first let him sit in your car, and then you can belt him." read more..

"To love and be loved is to feel the sun from both sides." - David Viscott read more..

"Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't." read more..

"Speak when you are angry--and you will make the best speech you'll ever regret." -Laurence J. Peter read more..