Monthly Archive

Sometimes it takes me all day to get nothing done.... read more..

"In the spring, at the end of the day, you should smell like dirt." - Margaret Atwood read more..

Stacey makes a new friend at school and invites her home for the first time.  Stacey excuses herself to fetch her Mom and introduce her new friend.  As her friend is standing in the living r... read more..

"If someone complains that punning is the lowest form of humor, you can tell them that poetry is verse." - Richard Lederer read more..

A big, burly man visited his pastor's home and asked to see the minister's wife, a woman well known for her charitable impulses. "Madam," he said in a broken voice, "I wish to draw your attention to ... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone and welcome to April. Spring has truly arrived at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I know so because this week I spotted a Grandma Cybersalt out mowing the lawn! Our world is ... read more..

"If Spring came but once a century instead of once a year, or burst forth with the sound of an earthquake and not in silence, what wonder and expectation there would be in all hearts to behold the mir read more..

I don't have grey hair; I have wisdom highlights!... read more..

Recently, I was reminded of my father’s passing 12 years ago. It’s funny how time quickly goes by, and then something happens to remind you of the past. When I was growing up, spankings were normal. ... read more..

Pete and Larry had not seen each other in many years.  Now they had a long talk trying to fill in the gap of those years by telling about their lives. Finally Pete invited Larry to visit him in h... read more..

"I'm going to the dentist today: HOPE I DON'T COME BACK ALL CAPS!" read more..

I answered my door and a Jehovah's Witness asked if he could talk to me about God. I said, "Sure, what would you like to know?"... read more..

A couple had been married for 25 years and was celebrating the husband's 60th birthday. During the party, a fairy appeared and said that because they had been such a loving couple all those years, sh... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  The end of March Break has brought a fun visit with a friend and his 2 kids for a couple of days - so that news will keep today's news brief. That said, are you feel... read more..

"Some luck lies in not getting what you thought you wanted but getting what you have, which once you have it, you may be smart enough to see is what you would have wanted had you known." - Garrison K read more..

When the store manager returned from lunch, he noticed his clerk's hand was bandaged, but before he could ask about the bandage, the clerk had some very good news for him. "Guess what, sir?" the cler... read more..

"A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished." read more..

Boss: You got your hair cut on company time?! Susie: It grew on company time. Boss: Not all that hair! Susie: I didn't get it all cut.... read more..

You don't realize how old you are until you get down on the floor and then try to get back up.... read more..

When it comes to shopping, I am three coupons short of sanity. I have never liked going shopping unless it has to do with books. Then I’m on my turf. When first married, I did go grocery shopping onc... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone. I meet with a business coach every Friday. Over time he has become a very good friend and now we often end up talking and sharing about much more than just business. This w... read more..

"If you are intolerant of intolerant people then you are intolerant and doing the same thing you accuse of others." - Timothy Keller read more..

When they said, "History repeats itself," I wasn't expecting all of the twentieth century in two years.... read more..

Used to being the center of attention, Robbie was a little more than jealous of his new baby sister. The parents sat him down and said that now that she was getting older, the house was too small and ... read more..

I went to the cemetery yesterday to lay some flowers on a grave. As I was standing there I noticed 4 grave diggers walking about with a coffin; 3 hours later and they're still walking about with it. ... read more..

A small boy badly wanted a baby brother, so his dad suggested he pray every night for one. The boy prayed earnestly, night after night, but his prayers seemingly weren't answered. After a few weeks, h... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday!  I'm off to the dentist today, which really won't be one of the highlights of my week. However, all things considered, it's not the worst cavity search one can be a pa... read more..

The story is told of a lady who was rather old-fashioned, always quite delicate and elegant, especially in her language. She and her husband were planning a week's vacation in Florida, so she wrote t... read more..

The school of agriculture's dean of admissions was inter-viewing a prospective student, "Why have you chosen this career?" he asked. "I dream of making a million dollars in farming, like my father," ... read more..

A farmer brought his daughter a pet pig, which she called "Stinky" when it was in her room but called "Ballpoint" when it was in the sty. "Tell me," her father asked her, "why do you have two names f... read more..