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"God wants spiritual fruit, not religious nuts." read more..

"Some marriages are made in heaven, but they ALL have to be maintained on earth." read more..

"Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday afternoon." -- Susan Ertz, author (1894-1985) read more..

"Friendship - therapy for poor people." - Character on CBS' "Without a Trace" read more..

"Don't assume malice for what stupidity can explain." read more..

"Unless you can create the WHOLE universe in 5 days, then perhaps giving "advice" to God, isn't such a good idea!" read more..

"Standing in the middle of the road is dangerous. You will get knocked down by the traffic from both ways." read more..

"It isn't difficult to make a mountain out of a molehill, just add a little dirt." read more..

"The phrase 'working mother' is redundant." - Jane Sellman read more..

"By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends." read more..

"Suburbs - where they cut down the trees and then name the streets after them." read more..

"You have to wonder about humans, they think GOD is dead and Elvis is alive!" read more..

"Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than standing in the garage makes you a car." - Billy Graham, http://www.billygraham.org read more..

"If you're too open minded your brains will fall out." read more..

"The average person thinks he isn't." read more..

"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success." - Robert Orben read more..

"Study as if you were going to live forever; live as if you were going to die tomorrow." - Maria Mitchell read more..

"It's much easier to ride a horse in the direction he's is going." read more..

"There are two kinds of people who don't say much: those who are quiet and those who talk a lot." read more..

"O most glorious God ... Direct my thoughts, words and work, wash away my sins in the immaculate blood of the Lamb, and purge my heart by thy Holy Spirit.... Daily frame me more and more into the like read more..

"Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate." read more..

"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad." read more..

"I shall hear in heaven." - Ludwig Van Beethoven, 1827 read more..

"Most people are so lazy, that they don't even exercise good judgement!" read more..

"I'm looking for a loophole." - W.C. Fields, who had been flipping through the Bible on his deathbed, 1946 read more..

"An open mind is considered as a fine thing -- except when you use it as a garbage can." read more..

"Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." read more..

"Opinions are like the nose on our faces: Everyone has one and there are usually a couple of holes in them." read more..

"God gives every bird his worm, but he does not throw it into the nest." read more..

"It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it." - Sam Levenson read more..