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"A laugh is a smile with fireworks." read more..

"Heroes are people who rise to the occasion and slip quietly away." - Tom Brokaw read more..

"Fine: A tax for doing wrong. Tax: A fine for doing well." read more..

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your future plans." - Woody Allen read more..

"Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened." read more..

"It's true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it's also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives." read more..

"Everyone is a fool for at least five minutes each day. Wisdom consists of not exceeding the limit." read more..

"Live your life so that when you die, you're the one who is smiling and everyone around you is crying." read more..

"Falling in love consists merely in uncorking the imagination and bottling the common-sense." - Helen Rowland read more..

"Always remember the first rule of public speaking: Be brief, no matter how long it takes." read more..

"The next time you feel like complaining, remember: Your garbage disposal probably eats better than 30% of the people in this world." read more..

Apparently, Wednesday's quote was an abbreviated version of a Benjamin Franklin quote. Thanks to list member Charlie for the correction. "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for... read more..

"Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting on what's for dinner." read more..

"Sometimes we think we are too busy to pray. That is a great mistake, for praying is a saving of time." - Charles Spurgeon read more..

"I am prepared to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874 - 1965) read more..

"God answers all the prayers. Sometimes he answers 'yes,' sometimes he answers 'no,' and sometimes the answer is 'you gotta be kidding.'" - Jimmy Carter (on Larry King Live) read more..

"People want the front of the bus, the back of the church, and the center of attention." read more..

"No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it seriously." read more..

"Sound travels slowly. Sometimes the things you say when your kids are teenagers don't reach them till they're in their 40s." read more..

"When you're young is the time to learn to laugh at trouble -- so you'll have something to laugh at when you are old." read more..

"You can really tell when you've grown up. It's the day that you can sit down and have a truly hearty laugh -- at yourself." read more..

"Christians are called to be witnesses, not lawyers or judges." read more..

"It is unfortunate that, as we grow up, nature robs us of the knowledge of what youngsters are always giggling about." read more..

"Forgive me my nonsense as I also forgive the nonsense of those who think they talk sense." - Robert Frost read more..

"When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her out to some place expensive....So I took her to a gas station!" read more..

"If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button." - Sam Levenson read more..

"My girlfriend is at that stage when her biological clock is telling her it's time for her to be making me feel guilty and immature." - Kevin Hench read more..

"I was watching the Superbowl with my 92 year old grandfather. The team scored a touchdown. They showed the instant replay. He thought they scored another one. I was gonna tell him, but I figured the read more..

"There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it ill behooves any of us to find fault with the rest of us." - James Truslow Adams read more..

"The MORE you sweat in training the LESS you bleed in battle." read more..