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I worked as an accountant in a paper mill where my boss decided that it would improve motivation to split a bonus between the two shifts based on what percentage of the total production each one accom... read more..

“I don't want to be swallowed by the darkness. Nor do I want to be blinded by the beautiful façade. No, I want to be part of a people who see the darkness, know it's real, and then, then, then, light ... read more..

I don't always go the extra mile, but when I do it's because I missed my exit.... read more..

As old as I am, and I expect to get as old as possible, I have noticed that I see things differently than I did a few years ago. I’m not sure if my vision has changed or my perspective. But one thing ... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone. In the Cybersalt News last Sunday (which actually went out on Thursday) I mentioned I had been to the chiropractor to get a rib put back in place.  All together I have... read more..

We all get heavier as we get older because there's a lot more information in our heads; that's my story and I'm sticking to it.... read more..

"Love will find a way. Indifference will find an excuse." - Ukrainian Proverb read more..

* You can type sixty words a minute with your feet. * Instant coffee takes too long. * You chew on other people's fingernails. * You answer the door, before people knock. * You sleep with your eye read more..

"As long as the imperial system is in place, a ruler will be afoot." read more..

And no, they didn't e-mail them to me... ~ I am only one, but I'm still someone. ~ I cannot do everything, but I can do something. ~ Just because I cannot do everything does not give me the right t... read more..

Putin dies and goes to hell. After a while he get's a one day pass for good behaviour, so he goes to Moscow and walks into a bar, orders a drink and asks the bartender, "Is Crimea ours" "Yes" "A... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! OK, truth be told, I just realized that Sunday's mailing did not go out so I am reviving it for today! I've been to my Egyptian doctor (chiropractor) three times this past ... read more..

Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.... read more..

To lengthen your life, shorten your meals. - Proverb... read more..

A rookie police officer was assigned to ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner.  A call came over the car's radio telling them to disperse some people who were loitering. The officers dro... read more..

What do you get if you cross a doctor with a bloodhound? A medical scenter. ~ (Lederer & Ertner)... read more..

In dire need of a beauty make-over, I went to my salon with a fashion magazine photo of a gorgeous, young, lustrous-haired model. I showed the stylist the trendy new cut I wanted and settled into the ... read more..

Since birth, I have been infected with a Laughter-Virus. I’m not sure which side of the family it came from, or it could’ve come from both sides. But the least little thing will make me laugh. Sometim... read more..

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! Remember that this coming weekend is when many of us will change our clocks to Daylight Savings. It's good timing because many of us are wondering what the future holds and... read more..

A man in Moscow goes up to a newsstand and buys a newspaper… He then glances at the front page, then turns aside and tosses the whole newspaper straight into the trash. Next day, he turns up, and do... read more..

"You're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think." - Winnie the Pooh read more..

"My mother’s menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it." - Buddy Hackett read more..

Frank hadn't been to a class reunion in decades. When he walked into this latest one, he thought he recognized a woman over in the corner, so he approached her and extended his hand in greeting, sayin... read more..

At a dinner party in the home of friends, our host mentioned his high-school alma mater. One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice principal. "I... read more..

A young man drove his mini-bike in to a gas station and dismounted. "I'll need about a pint of gas," he said to the attendant, "and a few ounces of oil for the motor." "Certainly sir," the attendant... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone. Today's video share is "No Words." Click here to watch the video Here is the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

I read somewhere where the average woman speaks 20,000 words a day, and the average man speaks 7,000 words a day. I’m not sure if that’s true because I never believe everything I read, particularly on... read more..

"No one ever told me that grief felt so like fear." - C. S. Lewis, A Grief Observed read more..

I'm at a place in my life where errands are starting to count as going out.... read more..

The age of the computer brings much ease and expertise to the preparation of the worship folders. Some churches which use the same basic format each week can simply call up the form on the computer sc... read more..