Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2043

Sick Pollinator

Consider, if you will, the case of the awkward bumble-bee who became ill while gathering pollen but continued to work. Unfortunately, he thus infected all the flowers with his virus. The consequence... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1916

Consumerism in Christianity

A man was stranded on the proverbial deserted Pacific island for years. Finally one day a boat comes sailing into view, and the man frantically waves and draws the skipper's attention. The boat comes... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5832

Shipping Happens

Things weren't working well for the shipping part of this manufacturing company's ERP system, said a technician working there. "The whole process for calculating and paying the carriers for freight w... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
436

Cybersalt News - March 3, 2021

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! The promises of God are an anchor and source of rest during times like the ones in which we are living. Today's video share is one that long time Cybersaltine and fri... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
538

Quote #2075

I hate war as only a soldier who has lived it can, only as one who has seen its brutality, its futility, its stupidity. - Dwight D. Eisenhower... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
480

One-Liner #1638

A thief broke into my house last night ... he started searching for money so I got up and searched with him.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3194

Lesser Known Laws

Okay, you've heard of Murphy's famous Law: Everything that can go wrong will go wrong. Well, there are many other related Laws. Here are some: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose wi... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1789

Half-Time Show

Part-time band leaders are also known as semi-conductors.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1619

Teaching Hazards

One day during cooking class, the teacher, Mrs. Jones, was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she said, "Don't forget to... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
476

Cybersalt News - February 27, 2022

Today's edition adopts the colours of Ukraine on a Sunday when words have failed me. Today's video share is the Lord's Prayer being prayed in Ukranian. May God have mercy on our broken world an... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
551

Quote #2074

"The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits." - Albert Einstein read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
654

One-Liner #1637

I'm at an age where my mind still thinks I'm 29, my humor suggests I'm 12, while my body mostly keeps asking if I'm sure I'm not dead yet.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2997

Sleep Motivation

An older man is on the operating table awaiting surgery. He has insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. He is about to receive the anesthesia when he asks to speak to his son... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1991

Captain Fan

What's the purpose of the airplane propeller? To keep the pilot cool. [If you don't think so, just let it stop and watch him sweat!]... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1831

Reaching the Lost

A man was walking down the beach at sunset. As he walked along, he saw another man in the distance. He noticed this man kept leaning down, picking up something and throwing it out into the water, agai... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1851

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7125

Hans Schmidt's Chinese Laundry

A man was walking through Chinatown when he noticed a sign reading: "Hans Schmidt's Chinese Laundry." Being of a curious nature, he entered and was greeted by an old Oriental man who identified himse... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
451

Cybersalt News - February 24, 2022

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! You may remember that I mentioned a few weeks back that Cybersalt has its first paid employee (grandma Cybersalt doesn't get money ;-)) Gurnoor is a great addition to the t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
567

Quote #2073

"People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day." - A. A. Milne read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
539

One-Liner #1636

It's probably my age that tricks people into thinking I'm an adult.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3240

Dead Faint

The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed 911. When the paramedics arrived, they helped him regain consciousness and asked if he knew what caus... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1944

Sheep Bugs

Some say fleas are black. But I know that is not so. 'Cause Mary had a little lamb With fleas as white as snow. ~ Richard Lederer and James Ertner... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1725

Marriage, Men and Women

A husband looking through the paper came upon a study that said women use more words than men. Excited to prove to his wife that he had been right all along when he accused her of talking too much, h... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
440

Cybersalt News - February 20, 2022

Sunday greetings everyone. We got to spend some time with our son this past week as he installed some baseboards at Cybersalt World Headquarters. You may remember that back in the fall he also did th... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
806

What’s so Cool about a Cucumber?

When it comes to vegetables, I am no connoisseur at all. The only vegetable I really like is carrot cake. According to The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage, that is not a vegetable. We often discus... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
538

Quote #2072

"Christianity does not provide the reason for each experience of pain, but it does provide deep resources for actually facing suffering with hope and courage rather than bitterness and despair." - Ti read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
560

One-Liner #1635

When I was a kid I wanted to be older ... this is not what I expected.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3737

Top 7 Signs Your Pastor Needs a Vacation

7. His first words to the congregation on Sunday morning are "All right, listen up you heathens..." 6. He falls asleep during his own sermon. 5. He shows up for Sunday service wearing Bermuda Shorts... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2267

Northern Vision

"I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but he turned out to be an optical Aleutian." read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1668

Interpreting, Reading Into the Text

An engineer, a psychologist, and a theologian were hunting in the wilderness of northern Canada. Suddenly, the temperature dropped and a furious snowstorm was upon them. They came across an isolated ... read more..