Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2670

Guitar Duet

Did you hear that my wife and I both play the guitar and love performing duets on one instrument?  Yeah, I didn't hear that either.  I can't play the guitar and neither can she. However, this man and... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4614

Cookie Calories

A husband took his young daughter to the grocery store to help him buy groceries. In addition to the healthy items on his wife's carefully prepared list, the two of them returned home with a package o... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2811

Germed and Frightfully Dangerous

Living in the Sunshine state of Florida and seeing snow accumulating on the ground is the closest thing to blasphemy I know. Everybody knows it does not snow in Florida. The other night I was so c... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1215

Advancement and Vows

As a meaning of life, advancement is meaningless and making rash vows to God can set you way back in life. {audio}podcast/sm20100117.mp3"Listen to this message{/audio}... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2645

Evion Babies

I don't know about you but when I think about Evian water I think about rollerskating babies. Yeah, I don't either. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4398

Scientist's Convention

In the far distant future in the year 4527, a number of scientists from all over the universe were having a convention on a far distant galaxy. Two beings were seated next to one another when they str... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
2714

Issue #3337

Issue # 3337 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News It's raining pretty hard and steady today at Cybersalt world headquarters and that always makes me think of read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5695

Smoke Detector Lesson

One Sunday morning when my son, David, was about 5, we were attending a church in our community. It was common for the preacher to invite the children to the front of the church and have a small lesso... read more..

Cybersalt Digest Archive
Pastor Tim
2824

Issue #3336

Issue # 3336 Today's Cybersalt Digest is brought to you by: Cybersalt News My wife's last blog post ended with a real cliff hanger. Relief from the suspense is now avaialable at: http read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
4172

The Life-line

“[Paul’s letter to the Galatians] gives direction in the nature of God’s gift of freedom – most necessary guidance, for freedom is a delicate and subtle gift, easily perverted and often squandered.” read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
1200

One Plus One is Greater Than One

In a world of oppression, envy, and loneliness, God is there to show you the way and help you along it. {audio}podcast/sm20100110.mp3"Listen to this message{/audio}... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2066

Shivering Me Time Away

I am not quite sure what has happened but some place has frozen over. And, for that matter, somebody is ice-skating in you know where. I know that I have been colder in the past but I am the kind ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13136

Airport Security

Airport security experts have turned to nature to discover the next advance in flight pre-screening once the public grows accustomed to full body scans.   ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4134

Goober Marksman

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-gooberOne of the best marksmen in the FBI was passing through a sma... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2766

Dog Saves Boy From Cougar

You've got to admit that "dog saves boy from cougar" is a pretty amazing headline for an obviously wonderful feel good story.  Though I must say that "cougar saves dog from boy" would be pretty awesom... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
4034

The Red Sparrows Aerobatic Flying

The Red Sparrows aerobatic stunt flying team is sure to entertain as their death defying tricks and stunts boggle your mind with wonderment about who would try to do such things. Perhaps only pilots a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4229

Counting the Days

A fellow cop from our precinct had only a few months left on the job, and he could always be heard ticking off the weeks, days, hours, and minutes.Our chief was not amused. "I've been on the job for 4... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
4040

Time of Crisis

Eugene Peterson writes in his introduction to Galatians, “[Paul’s letter] also gives direction in the nature of God’s gift of freedom – most necessary guidance, for freedom is a delicate and subtle gi... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4527

Sewing Lesson

My granddaughter came to spend a few weeks with me, and I decided to teach her to sew.After I had gone through a lengthy explanation of how to thread the machine, she stepped back, put her hands on he... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2797

Bridge Fishing

Two Goobers notice a couple of guys by a bridge. The one guy drops over the bridge being supported by the other one holding his ankles. After 5 minutes, the one hanging over the bridge shouts 'pull ... read more..

Clean Jokes
3211

Engaged Beauty

Before Linda became engaged, she was quite the beauty, and didn't mind letting her boyfriend know it, too. "A lot of men are gonna be totally miserable when I marry," she told him. "Really?" asked t... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4624

Dryer Message

As a lobbyist in Washington, DC, I'd just finished up a meeting with a Congressman when I stopped to use the restroom.After washing my hands, I stepped over to the hand dryer and noticed that someone ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4055

Carpenter Request

While carpenters were working outside the old house I had just bought, I busied myself with indoor cleaning. I had just finished washing the floor when one of the workmen asked to use the bathroom. Wi... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2739

Rat Pack Live

Here's a fun blast from the past with Dean Martin, Sammy Davis Jr., Frank Sinatra, and Johnny Carson singing and entertaining about the birth of the blues. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4275

Riding Dead Horses

The tribal wisdom of the Dakota Indians, passed on from one generation to the next, says that when you discover you are riding a dead horse, the best strategy is to dismount.However, in modern busines... read more..

Games
Pastor Tim
60761

Penguin Diner

You probably won't enjoy this game if you make a living waiting on tables or you have a huge fear of penguins. But if you are training to make a living in the restaurant industry or you really want to... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4030

Kitten Saga

The pastor of a local church had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc. The kitty would not come down. The tree was not... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2770

The Known Universe

Here's a great video representing what we know is out there in the universe.  I'm not a subscriber to the big bang theory but I do get a big bang out of seeing what God has made. ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13501

Paintball WMD

The paintball car bomb brought an unwanted escalation to the game.    ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4023

Tea Service

One day my mother was out and my dad was looking after me. I was maybe 2 1/2 years old and had just recovered from a bad cold. Someone had given me a little tea set as a get-well gift and it was one o... read more..