Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6647

Top Ten Signs You Might Have a Bad Furnace Repair Guy

10. His face permanently blackened like a cartoon bomb went off 9. Pushes his personal brand of 'pull start' furnaces8. Dave Lennox beat him up once7. Uses magnifying glass and really bright flashligh read more..

Promotions
Pastor Tim
2942

Snapfish

Snapfish is a great way to print up your digital photos on photo paper and much more! ... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13773

Shopping Cart

The shopping carts at Car Mart are a little heavy. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4111

Toaster Request

When my son was two or three and learning the ways of American life, he watched me place some bread in both slots of our toaster so that it would be ready to cook just before serving.Considering the o... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3822

Family Album

I come from a large family, five sisters and three brothers.My sisters and I were looking through the family photo album one day. Picture after picture, we were all dressed in matching clothes. I aske... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Geetings from Pastor Tim

I live on the west coast of North America, so for some of you my Christmas Eve greetings always arrive out of sync with your calendar. This is especially true with those of you who are orthodox – thou... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Christmas Wrapping

Sherry was hoping this didn't turn out to be another one of those lame helicopters her husband was always giving her. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
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Top Ten Toys You May Have Trouble Finding This Year

10. Sister's Dollhouse and Night Vision Ninja Assassin 9. Tuba Hero - World Tour8. Low Self Esteem Elmo7. 'Lil Embittered Lego Airport Traffic Controller6. U Push Mommy's Buttons5. Thumpy Thump Roadsi read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2831

Silent Monks Singing Hallelujah Chorus

I'm not sure that this is what Handel had in mind but I guess we all know that silent monks have to sing it somehow. If you ever wanted to sing the Handel's Hallelujah Chorus as karaoke here is t... read more..

Promotions
Pastor Tim
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Smilebox

Why wife and I recently retweaked our finances in order to put to sleep some consumer debt we have created. So when we were super busy this Christmas time it was that much easier to not send out Chri... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4639

Gift Diamonds

Morris ran into Jacob while shopping at the mall the other day in front of one of the jewelry stores.  Noticing a conspicuously small gift wrapped box in his hand, Morris asked if was a gift for Jacob... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2720

Creative Labs Rock 'N Roll

This is such a great video on so many levels. It doesn't make me want to run out and buy a new electronic keyboard though.   ... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
5962

Technical Night Before Christmas

'Twas the Night Before Christmas' as written by a technical writer for a firm that does Gov't contracting...'Twas the nocturnal segment of the diurnal period preceding the annual Yuletide celebration, read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
1826

Christwas Love

The message of Christmas is "Christ was Love" and the story of Christmas clearly shows it. {audio}podcast/sm20091220.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
4088

Not Possible

Life was unbelievably good.  I knew I was loved, I was sharing the good news of God’s love with others, and I saw friends begin their own journey to freedom as they heard my story. I spent just about... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
13360

Christmas Light Contest

Some people can win a contest without hardly trying.   ... read more..

Guest Authors
Pastor Tim
10697

Who Are You?

Someone took a lot of time setting up this message.If you have trusted Jesus as your saviour, this is what you are. THE BELL I KNOW WHO I AMI am God's child (John 1:12)I am Christ's friend (John ... read more..

Christmas
Pastor Tim
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Where is the Christmas Peace?

The message the angels brought on the night Jesus was born was "Glory to God in the highest, and on earth peace to men on whom his favor rests." Where is that Christmas peace on earth today? {audio}... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3131

All I want for Christmas is to be left alone!

We had just finished our morning coffee for the morning and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage looked at me and said, "Let's go Christmas shopping." This little piece of news ruined my meticulous... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6181

Thoughts on Genealogy

~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people.~ I trace my family history so I will know who to blame.~ Can a first cousin, once removed, return?~ Searching for lost relatives?  Win the lottery!... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3716

Sumotori Dreams

Bah! Some anti-virus programs are mistakenly reporting this game as a virus.  I've been running it on my computer with no problems or warning from my virus program for that matter. It's fine. read more..

Simply Susan
Susan Davis
6944

Greetings from God

Last Saturday I was asked to give a short talk to a group of women at our church.  We made Christmas cards, had some tea, and listened to a few thoughts from yours truly.  Since I had no time to post ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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Haven't Recovered Yet

Guest speaker Austin Okomohwo of Power To Change shares an inspiring message about the change Jesus can make in a life. {audio}podcast/sm20091129.mp3{/audio}... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
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My Barbershop Quandary

Religion Column - Rev. James L. Snyder - My Barbershop Quandry When someone looks at me, they might be tempted to assume that my relationship with my barber is a cordial one. This, however, would be ... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
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Dog Turkey

First tofu, and now Thanksgiving is going to the dogs. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4290

Lost Bible

The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.Three weeks later a cow walked up carrying the Bible in it's mouth.The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes.  He took... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
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A Time For Everything

Understanding the times and seasons of life brings a balance to our lives that offers the opportunity to know God the way He wants us to. {audio}podcast/sm20091122.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
21822

Knitting Tree

It was clear grandma was drinking too much coffee whilst she knit. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6426

62nd Birthday

My young grandson called the other day to wish me Happy Birthday. He asked me how old I was and I told him, "Sixty-two."He was quiet for a moment, then he asked, "Did you start at one?"... read more..

Promotions
Pastor Tim
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Ipsos Survey

The number of people who care about our opinions can be pretty low and the ones that do care and would give us something for them is even less. However, the Ipsos I-Say Panel site wants to know what ... read more..