Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Christmas
Pastor Tim
2507

Your Parade Prayer

If Jesus were to parade down the street past you, what would you cry out to Him? Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20090405.mp3{/audio}  ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2828

Microsoft Photosynth

Numerous times I have taken a number of pictures of a scene in the hope of somehow sewing them together and making a nice panoramic shot. As you will see from this video, it's apparently just one mor... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
6185

Hartford Hotline

Here's a hilarious recording from the Hartford Hotline to the Hartford (I am guessing) 911 dispatcher. I don't know which Hartford it is, but it doesn't matter. I'm guessing every Hartford in the wo... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4492

Conductor Problem

The symphony musicians had little confidence in the person brought in to be their new conductor.Their fears were realized at the very first rehearsal. The cymbalist, realizing that the conductor did n... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
7602

Twitter Status and Facebook

+ I've been asked a number of times how it is that the Cybersalt Twitter updates are automatically appearing as status updates on my Facebook Account.  It is very easy to do.  Log in to your Facebook read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
19187

Cola Wars

The war between Coke and Pepsi has been escalating. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5094

Never Be Late

A local priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish.  A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
2133

Melchizedek Mystery

The meeting of Melchizedek and Abram reminds us that God wants to be with us today. {audio}podcast/sm20090329.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2592

The Exquisite Art of Shutting Up

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Sermons
Pastor Tim
2273

Living Amongst God Rejecters

Many would be surprised if they really knew how God wants us to treat those around us who have rejected Him. Abram's treatment of the Kings of Sodom and Gomorrah is our example to follow. {audio}podc... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2773

A Stimulus Plan from the Parsonage

After several quality moments in deep thought, I have concluded that being an American is a very taxing occupation. Of course, we have to give it to our government (and boy would I li read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2580

Cantina Band from Star Wars on Harp

I could never really put my finger on what was missing in Star Wars but now I know - harps!  That's all I'll say because I know nobody wants me to harp on and on about it. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5754

Astronomers Declare February No Longer a Month

Emboldened by their success in declaring Pluto not a planet, the International Astronomical Union determined this week by a close vote that February is too short to be considered a true month. It has,... read more..

The Spur
Marcia Lee Laycock
3670

Letting Lucy Lead

I've just returned from four days on the road, traveling to various communities and speaking to Christian women's groups. Three of those engagements were in a large city that I'm not terribly familiar... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3559

The Lion and the Lamb Controversy

Every year about this time, a friend of mine always says, "If March comes in like a lion it will go out like a lamb." I would not mind it so much if I knew what in the world he was ta read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2917

Comedic Laugh

Usually it's a comedian's material that gets the laughs - not the laugh of one of the guys he's trying to make laugh. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4523

Watch This

A C-130 Hercules cargo plane was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.  The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, 'watch this!' and promptly went into a barrel... read more..

Funny Dog Pictures
Pastor Tim
17441

Dog Marker

Dogs mark their territory. Children marker it. ... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
2303

The Fork in the Road

At the fork in the road choose wisely. {audio}podcast/sm20090308.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

General News
Pastor Tim
3521

Lose an Hour, Gain a Life

If you live in a part of the world that does so, don't forget to set your clocks ahead one hour before going to bed tonight. And remember to do one more thing that can safe your life - change the bat... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3935

The Proper Etiquette for Eating an Ice Cream Sundae

Not everybody realizes how important it is to follow protocol. Many Philistines in our society do things so haphazardly that it is a real affront to those of us who know better. There read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
20334

Fun Times Daycare

Pastor Tim's sermons were a big hit at the Fun Times Daycare. ... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
2551

The Sliding House

Here is the perfect house for Pastors who's churches insist they live in glass houses.  Your problem is solved - on the slide. ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6195

NTSB Report on Flight 1549

Preliminary Accident Report FT 1549.  Captain held responsible for unauthorized actions which resulted in crash says F.A.A.. Subject: NTSB Report on Flight 1549  US Airways violated Federa... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5225

Allergy Medicine

During a revival, the visiting evangelist arrived without his allergy medicine. Our pastor put him in touch with a doctor in our church for an emergency prescription to get him through the week. The ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
2426

Let's Play Follow the Weaver

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Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
7563

Making the iPhone work in XP x64

When I lost my Palm Treo 600 (just a few days before my contract expired) I was quite disappointed.  Of all the electronic things I wanted to spend money - that I did not have on - my cell phone ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
10246

The Grandma Test

I was out walking with my 4-year-old granddaughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that."Why?" my gr... read more..

FunBlog
Pastor Tim
3493

V-Cube

I have no idea how this guy can solve this V-Cube.  Rubik's Cube almost sent me to counseling. ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5389

Death To All

Perhaps we have over estimated the threat. ... read more..