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A woman whose fondness for the good life had taken its toll in added pounds - and girth - was being shown a Jeep by a salesman at an auto dealership. When the salesman's pitch had run its course, h... read more..

My doctor e-mailed me asking if I knew my "blod group". I replied, "typo."... read more..

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! I want to give a shoutout to Cybersaltine G. Keeler whom I had the pleasure of meeting over Zoom yesterday. He and I talked a bit of shop about a website project he is plan... read more..

Lovers of the English language might enjoy this: How do non-natives ever learn all the nuances of English? There is a two-letter word that perhaps has more meanings than any other two-letter word, an... read more..

The following was overheard at a recent high society party... "My ancestry goes all the way back to Alexander the Great," said one lady. She then turned to a second woman and asked, "How far does you... read more..

"The advice I would give [the younger me] - or any young person - would be "Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success." - Jerry Seinfeld read more..

Cronacoaster: noun; the ups and downs of a pandemic. One day you're loving your bubble, doing work outs, baking banana bread and going for long walks and the next you're crying, drinking gin for break... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. If you remember a time in the past that you forgot Valentine's day and doing so created awkwardness and pain in some way, remember that tomorrow is Valentine's Day! Speaki... read more..

Marriage Counselor: Your wife says you never buy her flowers. Is that true? Him: To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers.... read more..

Recently, The Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and her spouse took a short vacation that was long overdue. Vacations are very hard to organize and schedule when you have a busy life. But, thanks to ... read more..

"If you work through the tough times, the respect and love that you feel deepens." - Barack Obama read more..

The worst thing about getting hit in the face with Pi is it never ends.... read more..

Hugging: The Perfect Care for What Ails You No moveable parts No batteries to wear out No periodic checkups needed Low energy consumption High energy yield Inflation-proof No monthly payments... read more..

Once there was a millionaire who collected live alligators.  He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.  The millionaire also had a beautiful single daughter.  So one day he deci... read more..

Oh Look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing last Sunday. Grandma Cybersalt and I enjoyed a full house with some of our kids and grandkids visiting on the weekend! Since I am the night owl of... read more..

A Catholic guy went into the confessional. He noticed on one side a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall was a dazzling array of the finest Cuban cigars. The priest entered. ... read more..

"Thank you, dear God, for this good life and forgive us if we do not love it enough." - Garrison Keillor read more..

I love approaching 80 - I learn something new every day and forget five other things!... read more..

A famous author was autographing copies of his new novel in a Cleveland department store. One gentleman pleased him by bringing up not only his new book for signature, but reprint editions of his two ... read more..

While visiting a friend who was in the hospital, I noticed several pretty nurses, each of whom was wearing a pin designed to look like an apple. I asked one nurse what the pin signified. "Nothing," ... read more..

Raising teenagers is a challenge, so my hubby and I came up with the following rules to help the kids understand what was expected of them during their pre-adult status. Rules of This Household 1. I... read more..

I am not what you would call a superstitious person. [Knock on wood.] I am a realist in a modified definition of that word and I usually take things as they come. My past week, however, was an open c... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you for your kind words and suggestions after I shared about my probable ulcer a few weeks back. I have not had any further problems since I started taking the medica... read more..

Life is like a helicopter ... I don't know how to operate a helicopter.... read more..

Please remember: your job is the dream of the unemployed, your house is the dream of the homeless, your smile is the dream of the depressed, your health is the dream of those who are sick. Fi... read more..

Once upon a time, when seals had tremendous political clout, Dianne Feinstein (the former mayor of San Francisco, now Senator) was running for governor. An opposing candidate had a nightmare in which ... read more..

We were driving our three-year-old son to his Grandma's home when we stopped at a store. Once inside, our son decided he wanted one of those large gumballs. I told him he couldn't have one, and he be... read more..

Two factory workers were talking. "I know how to get some time off from work," said the man. "How do you think you will do that?" said the other. He proceeded to show her...by climbing up to the raft... read more..

A preacher, a salesman and a farmer went deer hunting. All 3 were in their stands when they all saw the same deer and shot. They climbed down and looked for it. When they found it all 3 sai read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Happy birthday to Grandma Cybersalt! That's right, she has completed another trip around the sun and we are both very grateful for that! Both of our ages are starting ... read more..