Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Sermons
Pastor Tim
2275

Krinkled Gifts

God blesses us by using others in our lives.  Honor Him by honoring them - even if they come in imperfect wrapping. {audio}podcast/sm20081116.mp3{/audio} ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1487

Good Morning Thoughts 10-5-08

TWENTY-FIRST SUNDAY AFTER PENTECOST   This is the day the LORD hath made, let us rejoice and be glad in it.    Deuteronomy 34:1-12 Philippians 4:1-9 Matthew 22:1-10 Psalm 135:1-14 ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1352

Good Morning Thoughts 10-7-08

When a man is gloomy, everything seems to go wrong; when he is cheerful, everything seems right!  Prov. 15:15Click on the link below to enjoy an Autumn Greetinghttp://llerrah.com/dreams.htm... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1485

Good Morning Thoughts 10-7-08

When a man is gloomy, everything seems to go wrong; when he is cheerful, everything seems right!  Prov. 15:15What world is filled with so much good, Little things that bring us pleasure,  Bu... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1509

Good Morning Thoughts 10-8-08

  GOOD MORNING ! "Delight yourself in the LORD and He will give you the desires of your heart." Psalm 37:4Oh LORD I cast my care on Thee, I triumph and adore;  Hencforth read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1654

Good Morning Thoughts 10-9-08

"I press on toward the goal to win the prize for which God has called me." Phil 3:14. The important thing in this world is not where we stand, but in what direction we move. Onward and upwar read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1588

Good Morning Thoughts 10-11-08

I will be out of town a couple of days. Hold emails till Monday, Thanks.    "If anyone among you does not bridle his tongue, this one's religion is useless." James 1:26   MAY ... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1599

Good Morning Thoughts 10-13-08

While in the quiet of my room, at the hospital this last weekend,   Faith came singing into my room And other guests took flight. Grief, anxiety, fear and gloom, Sped out into the night.  &n... read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
570

Good Morning Thoughts 10-15-08

"God has given each of you some special abilities; be sure to use them to help each other, passing on to others God's many kinds of blessings. 1 Peter 4:10     Every talent that I read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
1507

Good Morning Thoughts 10-16-08

                 http://llerrah.com/hereiamlord.htm  What does the LORD require of you?to act justlyto love me read more..

Shirley Choat
Shirley Choat
782

Good Morning Thoughts 10-17-08

"If we walk in the light, as He is in the light, we have fellowship with one another, and the blood of Jesus Christ His Son cleanseth us from all sin." 1 John 1:7    &nbs read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4712

Quiz Query

My daughter's 5th-grade class had been studying astronomy.One morning at breakfast she announced, "On Friday we're having a quiz on the moon."That's when her little brother piped up, saying, "Are you ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4858

Nice Boyfriend

One night a teenage girl brought her new boyfriend home to meet her parents, and they were appalled by his appearance: leather jacket, motorcycle boots, tattoos and pierced nose.Later, the parents pul... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
25816

Yellowbrick Election

This bi-partisan message is brought to you by everyone who is happy that the 2008 US election has reached the end of the yellow brick road. Actually, the Wizard of Oz is a great metaphor for voters e... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
2586

Jesus is Coming

Jesus is coming.  Be ready.  Be comforted. {audio}podcast/sm20081102.mp3" target="_blank" class="jce_file{/audio} ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4612

Note From Judge

During court one busy day, the judge quietly passed the clerk a note reading: "Blind on right side, may be falling. Please call someone."   Understandably alarmed, the clerk called for help before whi... read more..

Funny Pictures
Pastor Tim
23088

Apathy Party

  Don't be a member of this party.  Exercise your right to vote - if they'll let you.   ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4557

Committee Praise

The new pastor was winding down the service. In the back of the church, the fellowship committee stood to go to the church hall and prepare snacks for the congregation. Seeing them rise, Pastor Mike, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4833

Computer One-liners - Part 3

Computer One-liners - Part 3Programming Department: Mistakes made while you wait.Programming is an art form that fights back.RAM disk is not an installation procedure.Real programs don't eat cache.Rem... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4482

Sick Call

Mr. Frobisher constantly called Dr. Wilson at all hours of the day and night and would then keep him on the phone with a litany of imagined ailments.   Finally the doctor could take it no longer. "Lis... read more..

Misc
Paul Wayne Foltz DD
3231

Rough Times are Coming....

Not only is a financial crisis looming over our Country, but times of persecution are coming for Christians. If the fairness doctrine is reinstated all christian programs will be removed from the TV, ... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4698

Computer One-liners - Part 2

Computer One-liners - Part 2ISDN: I Still Don't kNowISDN: Idiot Services you Don't NeedIt said, "Insert disk #3," but only two will fit!Klingon prompt: strike any user when ready.Manual Writer's Creed... read more..

Sermons
Pastor Tim
2468

Safe Asleep

Jesus is taking care of - and will take care of - those who trust in Him and die before He comes again. {audio}podcast/sm20081019.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Totally Tim
Pastor Tim
4296

Finding Longitude and Latitude on Google Maps

GoogleMaps is great for looking up the location of places, but if you want to know the longitude and latitude of the place you are looking for, there is no obvious way to gather that info. However, t... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5075

Politcal Quotes

"I resent your insinuendoes." "If we don't make some changes, the status quo will remain the same." "We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world." "If Lincoln were alive today, read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4461

Pants Dilemma

A young man came home from the office and found his bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers.""Forget... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5252

Late Arrival

A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"He replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"... read more..

Thanksgiving
Pastor Tim
2924

Be Thankful for Little

When you have little to be thankful for, be thankful for little.   Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20081012.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4629

Cake Question

While working at Baskin-Robbins, I helped a woman, who was full of questions about the flavors and types available, pick out an ice-cream cake.As I was boxing it up for her, she had one last question:... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
13500

Computer One-liners - Part 1

Computer One-liners - Part 1Hard Disk space: the final frontier!Hardware: The parts of a computer system that can be kicked.hAS ANYONE SEEN MY cAPSLOCK KEY?H lp! S m b d st l ll th v w ls fr m m k yb ... read more..