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If your life takes a turn for the worse, remember that you are the one who is driving! My dog was my only friend. I told my wife that every man needs at least two friends, so she bought me another do... read more..

Said mother tern to baby, "As you have been so good, would you like a brother?" Said baby tern to mother, "Oh Yes! One good tern deserves another."... read more..

I dialed a number and got the following recording: "I am not available right now, but thank you for caring enough to call. I am making some changes in my life. Please leave a message after the beep.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is an interesting question, Do babies swear? How you answer that depends on where you stand on the doctrine of original sin, the fallenness of mankind, and if the... read more..

A husband is advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself, "You don't have to let your wife henpeck you. Go home and show her you are the boss." Of course, the husband takes the doctor's advice. ... read more..

- photo by Susan PageI was intrigued by the movie, The Marilyn Bell Story, based on the story of her young life and her historic swim across Lake Ontario. As a young girl, Marilyn struggled to find h read more..

The only One qualified to ever throw a stone ... didn't. - Unknown... read more..

I really must apologize for my tardiness; I got here as soon as I wanted to.... read more..

A guy showed up at church with both of his ears burned.  His chum asked, "What happened to you?" The guy replied, "I was ironing when the phone rang and I answered the iron." "What happened to... read more..

Thinking his son would enjoy seeing the re-enactment of a Civil War battle, my niece's husband took the boy, Will, to the event but the poor child was terrified by the booming cannons. During a lull, ... read more..

Seen on a sign outside the Clinton Correctional Facility, a maximum security prison in Dannemora, New York: "The Dannemora fire department reminds you it's fire prevention week. Practice your escape ... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! We are having lovely summer weather here at Cybersalt World Headquarters. I am making sure I notice how nice it is so I can look back on these days when it is no longer lo... read more..

“Never take criticism from someone you wouldn’t take advice from.” Unknown... read more..

I saw a woman in a parking lot crying because she lost $200 ... I felt so bad for her, I gave her $40 from the $200 I had just found in that parking lot.... read more..

Bless this house, oh Lord, we cryPlease keep it cool in mid-July. Bless the walls where termites dine,While ants and roaches march in time. Bless our yard where spiders passFire ant castles in the gr... read more..

Visitor: "Say, look at that big bunch of buffalos." Ranch Hand: "Not 'bunch' -- 'herd'." Visitor: "Heard what?" Ranch Hand: "Herd of buffalos." Visitor: "Sure, I've heard of buffalos. There's a bi... read more..

Before performing a baptism, the priest approached the young father and said solemnly, "Baptism is a serious step. Are you prepared for it?" "I think so," the man replied. "My wife has made appetizer... read more..

Over the past few weeks (or was it months?) I've been recovering from some health issues. They were not that serious, just annoying. I spent one day in the hospital and the rest of the time in bed, wh... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am off to the dentist this morning. My favourite dental hygienist has retired so I hope her replacement is good. I also hope she is positive, even though she will spend m... read more..

I listen because I know exactly how it feels to be unheard. - Unknown... read more..

After shopping at a busy store, another woman and I happened to leave at the same time, only to be faced with the daunting task of finding our cars in the crowded parking lot. Just then my car horn be... read more..

One of the kindergarten teacher's Chinese-Canadian students was about to get a new little brother or sister. The teacher asked every few days if the blessed event had happened yet. The little boy was ... read more..

I believe in you ... I also believe in bigfoot so don't get too excited.... read more..

I'm going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life. I'll call it my oughtabiography.... read more..

- photo by Susan PageFollowing Sunday morning services, many in our congregation go to the gym for coffee/tea/ and fellowship. This is the morning highlight for those needing their coffee fix. I am no read more..

Please note that I originally wrote this last week (June 30th) but the Cybersalt Digest did not go out due to technical problems (technically, I made a mistake again!) Sunday greetings, everyone! A ... read more..

At our small group Bible Study meeting this week, the leader was comparing modes of transportation in Bible times to present day vehicles. A female donkey was easy to control and a preferred means of... read more..

Did you know that if you garden in your back yard naked, your neighbors will build you a privacy fence for absolutely no cost to you.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - happy 4th of July to my US subscribers! The cherry tree at Cybersalt World Headquarters is all picked - by the starlings, crows, robins, and especially racoons. The racoon... read more..

My life coach just informed me I didn't make the team!... read more..