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Methuselah ate what he found on his plateAnd never, as people do nowDid he note the amount of the calorie countHe ate it because it was chow. He wasn't disturbed as at dinner he satDevouring a roast ... read more..

“As easy as 3.14159265358979323846264338327950288419716”... read more..

If you're even half-way old, you will remember when: * Your computer's ready-mode was a black screen with a single cursor, and there was no such thing as Windows; there was just "DOS." * Your phone ... read more..

Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor first thing in the morning, the devil says, "Oh no, here she comes!"... read more..

"The ministry of mercy, then, is the best advertising a church can have. It convinces a community that this church provides people with actions for their problems, not only talk. It shows the communit read more..

-- I don't know what we'll do without you, but we are going to try! -- We told everyone you are leaving because of illness.  The truth is I'm sick of you. -- It's not that you aren't a respon read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you've heard it in your news or not, but our province got walloped by a 100 year rain event on Monday. Our transportation network is so damaged that the Wes... read more..

"Nothing you do for children is ever wasted." - Garrison Keillor read more..

When you can't find the sunshine, be the sunshine.... read more..

Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which gender is smarter. Or do you?... read more..

"Every time we throw a party, she beats me to the punch." read more..

When a guy's printer type began to grow faint, he called local repair shop where a friendly man informed him that the printer probably needed only to be cleaned. Because the store charged $50 for such... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Congratulations to J.J. Westberg, A. Doherty, and W. McLauren who correctly answered my riddle last Sunday. To remind you: "Whilst getting something in the backy... read more..

Have you received an email saying you were unsubscribed from one of our newsletters but you didn't ask to be unsubscribed? Here are some of the possible reasons this has happened. If you forwarded... read more..

"Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a purpose." - Garrison Keillor read more..

Being an adult is the dumbest thing I have ever done.... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober Newscast: "In other news, 6 Brazilian men die in a sky divi... read more..

While stationed in Washington, D.C., a man used Arlington National Cemetery as a shortcut on his way to give a briefing at Fort Myer. To his surprise, he encountered a roadblock manned by the militar... read more..

The Flood is over and the ark has landed. Noah lets all the animals out and says, "Go forth and multiply." A few months later, Noah decides to take a stroll and see how the animals are doing. Everywh... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you for all of the birthday greetings and wishes last week. It was a pretty busy day with a lot of new flooring being installed by our son, but it was a good day too ... read more..

"Let us never forget the solemn truth that the nation is not constituted of the living alone." - Sir Robert Borden read more..

In September of 2005, on the first day of school, Martha Cothren, a History teacher at Valley Heights High School in Port Rowan, Ontario, did something not to be forgotten. n the first day of school,... read more..

*Fun Things To Do During Boring Sermons* ~ Pass a note to the organist asking whether he/she plays requests. ~ See if a yawn really is contagious. ~ Devise ways of climbing into the balcony witho read more..

I'm a multitasker - I can listen, ignore and forget all at the same time!... read more..

An old couple is sitting in their living room when the old woman leans over and says to the old man, "Remember when we were younger and you used to hold my hand?" The old man grabs the old woman's ha... read more..

Two people got into an argument. One said to the other, "If you have yourself cremated, all you will be doing is making an ash of yourself!" The other replied, "Well, I'm told that petroleum comes f... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Whilst getting something in the backyard of Cybersalt World Headquarters yesterday, I noticed this fruit tree with a single piece of fruit on it. Here is a riddle for you:... read more..

The basic premise of religion "that if you live a good life, things will go well for you" is wrong. Jesus was the most morally upright person who ever lived, yet He had a life filled with the experien... read more..

Turns out you can just buy a birthday cake anytime and eat it yourself - nobody checks.... read more..

Now I lay me down to sleep,I pray this cushy life to keep.I pray for toys that look like mice,And sofa cushions, soft and nice. I pray for gourmet kitty snacks,And someone nice to scratch my back,For... read more..