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After Old Man McGraw chewed us out, we went over to his house and we drew all kinds of pictures on his driveway, sidewalk, and foundation with sidewalk chalk. That'll teach him to mess with the Mural... read more..

My grandson, Justus, age 10, and his sister Taylor, age 13, were always teasing each other. One day, Justus was getting "sensitive" about things his sister was saying to him. I reminded him that he ha... read more..

How to be politically correct when you comment about women... She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MU... read more..

A Dutchman was explaining the red, white, and blue Netherlands flag to an American. "Our flag is symbolic of our taxes. We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bills, and blue a... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and a rare one at that because today is my birthday. My birthday has not fallen on a Chicken Thursday since 2010 and will not again until 2027!  How old am I? Let's j... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. The fire on the cargo ship off the coast of Cybersalt World Headquarters is out. All that is left is for the salvage company to collect all the fridges and other cargo that... read more..

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars. - Khalil Gibran... read more..

Just once, I want a username and password prompt to say, "Close enough."... read more..

Two delicate flowers of Southern womanhood (one of whom was from Texas) were conversing on the porch swing of a large white-pillared mansion. The first woman, who was not from Texas, said, "When my f... read more..

I walked into a coffee shop to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform. "I'm assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?" I asked. The w... read more..

Old man Fielding, the miser, at last went to his reward and presented himself at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted him with appropriate solemnity and escorted him to his new abode. Walking past nu... read more..

A salesman, tired of his job, gave it up to become a policeman. Several months later, a friend asked him how he liked his new role. "Well," he replied, "the pay is good and the hours aren't bad, b... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today's new items are scattered and somewhat unrelated - much like my thoughts lately! If you have tried to visit any of the pages on the Cybersalt.org site during the pas... read more..

Do not look where you fell. Look where you slipped. - African Proverb... read more..

Insomnia sharpens your math skills because you spend all night calculating how much sleep you'll get if you're able to "fall asleep right now."... read more..

Do you think a gallon of gas is expensive? Just put things a bit in perspective. Lipton Ice Tea 16 oz $1.19 = $9.52 per gallon Ocean Spray 16 oz $1.25 = $10.00 per gallon Gatorade 20 oz $1.59 = $1... read more..

In the doctors office two patients are talking. "You know, I had an appendectomy last month and the doctor left a sponge in me by mistake." "A sponge!" exclaims the other. "And do you feel much pain... read more..

A shotgun wedding is a case of wife or death.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone. Cybersalt World Headquarters is a pretty noisy place this weekend as we enjoy some family time with two of our kids and their families. One of the things on the agenda is s... read more..

I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October ... I call it my jingle bell rock.... read more..

"There is of course no intellectual discipline which is more exacting than the discipline which makes it possible to enter into another person's point of view, whose antecedents and training and envir read more..

Man: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? Bystander: It's a girl. She's my daughter. Man: Oh, please forgive me, sir. I had no idea you were her ... read more..

Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump and I know what ya'll are thinking. I'm here ... read more..

**Dear Pastor, I know God loves everybody but He never met my sister. Yours sincerely, Arnold. Age 8, Nashville. **Dear Pastor, Please say in your sermon that Peter Peterson has been a good boy all w read more..

“One important dimension of prayer is finding your own ritual and your own routine. Just like Daniel, you need to find your open window toward Jerusalem.” - Mark Batterson... read more..

A very small, mousy man was hired as a bartender in the Old West. The saloon owner advised him, "If you ever hear that Big John is coming to town, drop everything and run for your life." The bartend... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I have good news and bad news. The good news is that many of you sent solutions and other fun sentences to the express the intent of the sentence you can speak but is impo... read more..

The police recently busted a man selling 'secret formula' tablets he claimed gave eternal youth. When going through their files they noticed it was the fifth time he was caught for committing this sa... read more..

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "I'll man the guns, you drive."... read more..

A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Lexus in front of the office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck came along, too close to the curb, and completely tore off th... read more..