Monthly Archive

A widow, recently married to a widower, was accosted by a friend who laughingly remarked, "I suppose, like all men who have been married before, your husband sometimes talks about his first wife?""Oh,... read more..

A man was having trouble getting his neighbor to keep his chickens fenced in.  The neighbor kept talking about chickens being great creatures, and as such they had the right to go where they want... read more..

"Oh, how I love Thy law. It is my mediation all day long." - Psalm 119:97   If you have ever lived or been on a farm you have seen contented cows chewing their cud. Cows are known read more..

Two friends were beginning a game of golf.The first man stepped up to the tee, hit the ball, and scored a hole-in-one.The other man said, "Now I'll take MY practice swing, and then we'll start the gam... read more..

Here's a guy who loses his marbles in a unique way.  I guess when you have heavy duty kitchen appliances around like this blender there are lots of things you could lose.  I wonder wha read more..

"He hath sent Me to bind up the brokenhearted." - Isa. 61:1   In the book of Job we read that "man is born unto trouble, as the sparks fly upward." Some of our trials ar read more..

A goober's guide to household tools: You only need two tools: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and it shouldn't, use Duct Tape. ... read more..

The new family in the neighborhood overslept, and their six-year-old daughter missed her school bus.The father, though late for work, had to drive her if she'd direct him to the school.They rode sever... read more..

Sometimes you just need to take a breather and go stand calmly in the forest.  Ok, maybe sometimes you need to scream while you are there. Here's a chance to stand virtually in Sequoia read more..

Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother gently rubbed cold cream on her face. "Why are you rubbing cold cream on you face, Mommy?" he asked. "To make myself beautiful,&qu... read more..

"O my God, my soul is cast down within me. Oh, wretched man that I am." Rom 7:24 and Psalm 42 6   Studies show that people who do not reveal their deep thoughts and feelings to ot read more..

At the scale manufacturers' convention, people often wanted to weigh themselves on different scales to see if they agreed. However, some visitors abstained, not wishing to advertise their weight.A smo... read more..

Here's another game from Jeff Wofford (www.jeffwofford.com). I really appreciate that he gave permission to share his flash games on the site here. Many of us remember that classic home arcade game "... read more..

In olden times, it could be decades before major events were cast in verse. But The Great 2000 Election Controversy is so big that a bunch of all-star poets have come out of retirement to quickly set ... read more..

"See, then, that you walk circumspectly, redeeming the time, because the days are evil." Eph. 5:15,16   Are we misusing the golden nuggets of time that God places in our hands eac read more..

"How did the wedding go?" asked the preacher's wife."Just fine until I asked the bride if she would obey and she said, 'Do you think I'm nuts?' and the groom said, 'I do,' and then things really began read more..

Like most Americans, I’ve been following the political race with great interest. I must confess having a little bit of difficulty figuring out which side is which. In a normal race, everybod read more..

You who have been long-time subscribers realize I've been very lax in my producing the newsletter every week for a long time. But, being busy and having many pressing matters, I let the newsle read more..

Here is evidence that even if you are a poor swimmer (this guy must sink like a stone to stay on the bottom like he does) you can still have fun in a swimming pool. Even beyond his obvious tale read more..

"...your heart shall rejoice, and your joy no man taketh from you." - John 16:22 The NT contains four times as many references to joy as it does to sorrow.  Believers should the read more..

A woman phoned her dentist when she received a huge bill.  "I'm shocked!" she complained.  "This is three times what you normally charge." "Yes, I know,&q... read more..

A follower of Jesus lives life passionately for Him. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20061105.mp3{/audio}... read more..

Two goobers were starting a round of Golf together.  On the first tee, the first guy smacked a beautiful drive down the center of the fairway.  With a smile, he picked up the tee and walke read more..

All Saints Sunday Matthew 5:1-12 Psalm 31 All Saints' Day was observed already at an early date in the church's history.  Its intent was to honor the memory of departed Christia read more..

Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?Juror: I don't want to be away from my job that long.Judge: Can't they do without you at work?Juror: Yes, but I don't want them t... read more..

"Speak not evil one to another, brethren." - James 4:11 We live in a time when everyone wants to know the dirt about others. Books that promise to tell all about some prominent indivi read more..

I bought a great new toilet seat recently.On the label was a suggestion on how to clean it.Although nice to have the option, I doubt I'll take advantage of it.My toilet seat, it seems, is "Dishwasher ... read more..

Please note that no pigs or other animals were hurt in the creation of this page.  The purpose of this little piggy is to help you relax at work - you know, get the stress out.  He's been on the net f... read more..

(Note:  It's just a joke so change the name of the teams as it suits you.) The Redskins are having a meeting on the eve of a game with the Bears.  The coach says, "Look guys, I k read more..

"It is good for me that I have been afflicted." - Ps.  119:71 Growing up I found this verse hard to understand. How natural it is to shy away from adverse circumstances.  read more..