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   A man was driving along a rural road one day when he saw a three legged chicken.  He was amused enough to drive along side it for a while, as he was driving he noticed the chicken wa read more..

A young girl once confessed to her priest that she thought she was guilty of the sin of pride.She said, "When I look in the mirror, I think I am beautiful."The priest said, "That's ... read more..

It had been snowing for hours when an announcement came over the intercom: "Will the students who are parked on University Drive please move their cars so that we may begin snow plowing."Twenty minute... read more..

Here's a game that guarantees there won't be a dry eye in the house.  It's just too bad that Sally has such freaky eyes - although that might be part of her strategy.  If she keeps staring like that ... read more..

During training exercises, the lieutenant driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red faced colonel at the wheel."Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieu... read more..

The owner of a manufacturing firm decided to make a surprise tour of the factory.  Walking through the warehouse he noticed a young man lazily leaning against a packing crate.The factory owner an... read more..

Our family owned restaurant is the setting for many of our discussions about how to handle the customer who asks, "What's good tonight?"Obviously, we would never serve anything we didn't think was goo... read more..

Oh James!  Get me my slippers.  James.  James?  Man, good help is hard to find.  I can hardly wait for the day when robots help out around the house and work.  Ma read more..

An elderly woman died last month.Having never married, she requested no male pallbearers.In her handwritten instructions for her memorial service, she wrote, "They wouldn't take me out while ... read more..

During class, the chemistry professor was demonstrating the properties of various acids. "Now I'm dropping this silver coin into this glass of acid. Will it dissolve?""No, sir," a student called out."... read more..

As a Delta Air Lines jet was flying over Arizona on a clear day, the co-pilot was providing his passengers with a running commentary about landmarks over the PA system."Coming up on the right, yo... read more..

I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute delay and everybody on board was ticked. Unexpectedly, we stopped in Sacramento on the way. The flig... read more..

One night recently I was sipping a sugar-free Kool-Aid while watching TV while reading a book, which is my normal activity. With the state of TV these days, I can read all of William Shakespeare&# read more..

The Grace of God teaches us to wait for Jesus. Listen Online: {audio}podcast/sm20060813.mp3{/audio}... read more..

There are few things more beautiful than a favorite paper stapler.  Ok there are a lot of things more beautiful than a favorite stapler or any other kind of office equipment (though to be hones read more..

"Minutus cantorum, minutus balorum, minutus carborata descendum pantorum."(A little song, a little dance, a little seltzer down your pants.)"Domino vobiscum."(The pizza guy's h read more..

"What happened?" asked the hospital visitor to the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I went down to Margate at the weekend and decided to take a ride on the roller coaster. As we came up read more..

Here's a fun site that gives you insight and knowledge into the physics behind amusement parks. When I was young(er) and in high school, I didn't really see how important physics was to read more..

It was the day of the big sale.  Rumors of the sale and an advertisement in the local paper were the main reasons for the long line that formed in front of the store by 8:30, the store's open... read more..

My son, Bunyan, is a construction foreman. One day he tumbled from a scaffold, managing to break his fall by grabbing on to parts of the scaffold on the way down. He received only minor scratches.Emba... read more..

I would really like to keep up a Blog but I am finding it difficult... I do not do well with a diary either.. Anyhow... School has started ..As of this last Monday....and the girls read more..

A man hadn't been feeling well at all, so he went to his doctor for a complete check-up.  Afterward the doctor came out with the results."I'm afraid I have some very bad news," ... read more..

I'm a middle school band teacher, and I match students to instruments by testing them on various mouthpieces. While most children demonstrate aptitude on more than a single instrument, there was one ... read more..

That guy who like the Remmington Electric Razor Company so much that he bought it never took part in this contest! I'll admit that when I had a beard there was the odd time that I found som read more..

People in straw houses shouldn't throw pitch forks - especially at firemen. In a world where modern building construction methods involve using new space age materials, here's how to bu read more..

Mary Siegel was almost crazy with her three young kids.  She complained to her best friend, "They're driving me nuts!!  Such pests.  They give me no rest and I'm half way t... read more..

Safety is a major concern at the manufacturing company where I work. So I'm constantly preaching caution to the workers I supervise. "Does anyone know," I asked a few guys, "what the speed limit is in... read more..

Somebody has way too much time on their hands - a problem solved by time management software or a good high speed internet connection I suppose. I suggest you pick a ball, any ball, and try to read more..

Save time by folding your t-shirts quickly like this. You don't need to speak the language to figure out the technique used in this video. read more..

This is not a political statement!  I looked all over for another version of this and the only one I found was not suitable for this site.  So really, this is not a political statement - don't e-mail ... read more..