Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
677

Quote #2030

"Fear does not stop death - it stops life. And worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles - it takes away today's peace." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2161

Ears News

Thief caught stealing corn from garden – charged with stalking!... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
927

One-Liner #1593

The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3060

50 Years - 5 Minutes

On an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and asked how... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
741

Is Being Sane Too Much to Ask?

When young, I remember my grandfather often saying to me, "the world wasn't like this when I was your age." Then he would go on a long rant about how things were much different when he was my age. Fin... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
211

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Digest has not gone out since August 5th, so I thought I better check in! Thank you to everyone who has asked if everything is OK. For the most part, I try t... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
859

And Then There Were Four

Over a year ago, I got out of bed, went to the kitchen for my morning cup of coffee and then I went to the back porch to see if I had any visitors. I have foxes, possums, cats, and raccoons (who are ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1583

Temptation Is Oh So Tempting

At the beginning of the week, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage informed me that she and some of her friends would be going thrift store shopping on Thursday. I nodded my head and smiled, not kn... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1085

Don't Judge a Person by Their Cover-up

Have you ever had one of those Déjà vu moments? The other week I was in the shopping mall to pick up some items for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. She shops so much that I have to help her on... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
891

I Ain’t 16 Anymore

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman DevotionalsI’ve had so many birthdays in my life that I really don’t know how old I am. All I know is that I’m one year older than I was last year. I would not be able ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
563

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that our daughter and grandson are arriving today for a 4 week visit. Her husband will be flying out later this month. W... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
2810

You Might Belong to a Red Neck Synogogue If ...

You Might Belong To A Redneck Synagogue If . . . (Sorry folks, there was just no way to Gooberfy this one) - People ask, when they hear about oil lasting 8 days, whether it was Pennzoil. - The shof... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2048

Obedience

While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking. The examiner asked her, "could you get a little closer?"... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
659

Quote #2029

"When you have a friend that's going thru a personal storm, instead of being a weatherman and spreading the news, try being an umbrella and cover them with love." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2204

A Difference of One Pinion

Hungry crows have ravenous appetites.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
716

One-Liner #1592

It amazes me how much "exercise" and "extra fries" sound alike.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3869

Goober Exam

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober   The Goober reported for her University final exam... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
861

The Blossoming Flower Whisperer

When it comes to flowers, I am the epitome of naivety. I have no expertise whatsoever in the plant world. All I see are red, blue and yellow. Don't get me wrong here; I enjoy flowers. However, when i... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
552

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to August! Is anybody out there excited about the upcoming release of Joomla 4.0.0? I am. If you are too, email me and let me know what you are looking forward... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
710

Quote #2028

"The remarkable thing about God is that when you fear God, you fear nothing else, whereas if you do not fear God, you fear everything else." - Oswald Chambers read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
719

One-Liner #1591

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3242

Incapacitated

I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort. "Sorry," I replied, "but I've been incapacitated." Undaunted, the cal... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2096

Lunar Ambiance

The first restaurant on the moon will never do very well. It might have great food, but will never have any atmosphere.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1676

Unnecessary Work

I was scrubbing the bulkhead on the USS Kitty Hawk one Sunday morning when the loud-speaker announced, "Religious services. Maintain silence about the decks. Discontinue all unnecessary work." An hou... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
548

Cybersalt News - July 29, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! In last Sunday's mailing, the video share was of an amazing Oboe performance - apparently not! It was an amazing performance, but the instrument being played was actually a... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3414

Ball of Fire

London - Panic gripped the streets of London this morning when patches of sky took on an unusual blue color and a ball of fire appeared above the city. The phenomenon, known as 'The Sun' and common... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3201

Goober Rescue

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober One day a Goober went to a seafood restaurant and saw the t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
610

Quote #2027

"An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered." - G. K. Chesterton read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
359

One-Liner #1590

Do clouds ever look down on us and say that one is shaped like a goober?... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2308

Flavor Delay

I put some turnips, my eleven-year-old son's least-favorite vegetable, on his dinner plate and instructed him to eat everything. He cleaned his plate, except for the turnip. I pointed out to him that... read more..