Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2193

Forgive and Forget

Early in their marriage, my Dad did something really stupid. My Mom chewed him out for it. He apologized, they made up. However, from time to time, my Mom mentioned what he had done. "Honey," my Dad... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3171

The Place for Grace

When little Johnny received his plate he started eating right away. "Johnny wait until we say our prayer." "I don't have to," the boy replied.  "Of course, you do," his mother insisted. "... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
911

Where Oh Where Is My Hair?

I must confess I sometimes get so busy that certain things have slipped my mind. I don't do this intentionally, but I try to prioritize things in my life. With so many things going on, it is tough to... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2902

Fee Surprise

Two brawny men came to my house to install some new floor covering in the kitchen. Once they had moved the stove and refrigerator out of the way, it was not long before the job was done. As they were... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
495

Cybersalt News - July 25, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's mailing is much shorter than usual. Grandma Cybersalt is away camping with some of our kids and grandkids, so my plate is fuller around Cybersalt World Headquarters... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3077

Office Hours

"So tell me, Mrs. Smith," asked the interviewer, "have you any other skills you think might be worth mentioning?" "Actually, yes," said the applicant modestly. "Last year I had two short stories publ read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2218

Chip-in for Dinner

The Golfer's Diet: Live on greens as much as possible.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
578

Cybersalt News - July 22, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you are reading this news at the beginning of today's PearlyGates mailing, you will notice two items instead of one. That is because neither one of those pieces of conte... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3995

Vacation Reflection

A neighbor of mine took off with his family to see the country. When he returned, I asked how he enjoyed the vacation. He replied, "Have you ever spent 3 weeks in a mini-van with those you thought... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3081

Walking

Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just leave me alone.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
646

Quote #2026

"Deep summer is when laziness finds respectability." - Sam Keen read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
964

One-Liner #1589

My mind still thinks I'm 25; my body thinks my mind is an idiot!... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1018

Bump, Bump, Bump, Where’s the Scratch?

Life can get crazy because there are so many crazy people in the world. I know, I’m one. Through the years, I have come to appreciate crazy people. They make life interesting and make me look less cr... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
527

Cybersalt News - July 18, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! You may notice a little formatting change in the Cybersalt Digest today. There will continue to be a CleanQuote in each issue, but we are no longer going to make a graphic ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
715

Quote #2025

"Since it is so likely that children will meet cruel enemies, let them at least have heard of brave knights and heroic courage." - C. S. Lewis read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2746

News Room Witless

I was the editor of a small daily newspaper. Someone came into the newsroom and asked if anyone was a notary public. One not too bright reporter said, "I guess I am. I voted that way in the last elec... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2165

God Knows Us

A golfer, now into his golden years, had a lifelong ambition to play one hole at Pebble Beach, California the way the pros do it. The pros drive the ball out over the water onto the green that is on a... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3108

Lost Turnabout

Driving to a new restaurant, a woman took several wrong turns. When she finally found the right road, she asked her husband, "Why didn't you tell me I was lost?" "I thought you knew where you were go... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
938

One-Liner #1588

Fish bite twice a day ... before you get there and after you leave.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
541

Cybersalt News - July 15, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! One of my favorite things about my consulting business is that I am often contacted by people from around the world who are looking for help with their web pages, businesse... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
728

Quote #2024

"Look deep into nature, and then you will understand everything better." - Albert Einstein read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
730

One-Liner #1587

Just a warning if you're buying a watch on Amazon - I learned the hard way that if it says you can swim with it, this only applies if you can already swim without it.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3709

Nurses at the Gate

Three nurses went to heaven, and were awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to enter the pearly gates. The first nurse said, "I worked in an emergency room. We tried our best to help... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2130

Poll Sadness

“I saw the man remove my ballot from the box," said Tom devotedly.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2595

Complacency

A minister in Florida lamented that it was difficult to get his message across to his congregation: "It's so beautiful here in the winter," he said, "that heaven doesn't interest them." Then he added... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3667

Bare Bones Moving

The orthopedic surgeon I work for was moving to a new office, and his staff was helping transport many of the items. I sat the display skeleton in the front of my car, his bony arm across the back of ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1054

Why Do I Have So Many Toes?

I must confess that I'm not always obvious to everything that is before me. I admit I miss a lot of things set before me. I don’t do this intentionally. For example, sometimes, when I come home from ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
489

Cybersalt News - July 11, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! Today, Grandma Cybersalt and I are going to a church building to participate in a worship service for the first time since March of 2020. I realize that's an odd way of say... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1840

Quote #2023

"Keep your face to the sunshine and you will never see the shadows." - Helen Keller read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
746

One-Liner #1586

My son made the mistake of telling me I was being overdramatic so I just changed the WiFi password; we'll see who's overdramatic in about 5 minutes.... read more..