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Harry came into the office an hour late for the third time in a week. "What's the story this time, Harry?" his boss asked sarcastically. "Let's hear a good excuse for a change."Harry sighed, "Everyt... read more..

Here is the world's easiest test.  You should be able to get 100% on this one. 1.  How long did the hundred year war last? 2.  Which country makes Panama hats? 3.  From what ani... read more..

Reports, reports, reports--do you ever get weary of reports? We do welcome the good ones-- a clean bill of health, a child's great report card, an income tax refund. We cringe at the bad ones--a scary... read more..

Mother decided that 10-year-old Cathy should get something 'practical' for her birthday."Suppose we open a savings account for you?" mother suggested. Cathy was delighted."It's your account, darling,... read more..

The cartoon for the day really inspired this blog thought...We live in a world where monsters abide along side the rest of us..Men and women so warped they do the most heinous things to the most innoc... read more..

Well, the creative juices are churning again. :p I have began painting in Kincaid's room. I shooed everyone out of the house last night and got about 2 hours of work done. My idea is to pain... read more..

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap? Instead of talking to your plants, if you yelled at them would they still grow?  Only to become troubled and insecure? Is there anoth... read more..

How twisted man can be in following some of the most basic plans of God for life. Take marriage for example, there are endless examples of man missing the point and somehow ending up with absurdity. T... read more..

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At a certain time of day, early in the evening, I make sure the curtains on the windows in our living room are open. I don't want to miss the spectacle. Yes, right here in Ponoka, there's a grand spec... read more..

Man: "Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl?"Bystander: "It's a girl; she's my daughter."Man: "Oh, please forgive me sir. I had no idea you were... read more..

A man took his little boy to the zoo for the very first time.  Each time they would see a new animal the little boy would ask, "What's that?" And each time the father would explain.  When th... read more..

A little girl went up to her mother one day while holding her stomach saying, "Mommy, my stomach hurts."Her mother replied, "That's because it's empty. You have to put something into it!" She then p... read more..

A preacher retired and moved to the country to enjoy life and practice his hobby of yard work.  Needing a lawn mower, he headed into town to buy one.  On the way he saw a sign advertising a ... read more..

While shopping one day last week, I was startled with the array of blazing color when I walked through the door. The pinks were very pink. Orange and yellow blouses were as bright as the sun shining t... read more..

*Who's On First - Computer Version*ABBOTT: Super Duper computer store. Can I help you?COSTELLO: Thanks. I'm setting up an office in my den, and I'm thinking about buying a computer.ABBOTT: Mac?COSTE read more..

Each job you do has tools to accomplish the task. A job in a machine shop has to have the machines devoted to that particular job. A seamstress has to have sewing machines, sergers, and blind stitcher... read more..

There was a job opening in the country's most prestigious law firm and it finally came down to Robert and Paul. Both graduated magna cum laude from law school. Both came from good families. Both we... read more..

Kincaid is slowly getting back to normal. He has some intestinal distress tho, but is smiling. I was on the computer last night and Kevin came down to tell me Kincaid just threw up. Within sec... read more..

On the first day of school, the Kindergarten teacher said, "If anyone has to go to the bathroom, hold up two fingers." A little voice from the back of the room asked, "How will that help?"... read more..

April 15th is the time of the year when Americans can communicate with their government. I cannot testify for anyone else, but I look forward to this marvelous opportunity and I am careful not to wast... read more..

Here's the exercise program I'm using to stay in shape this year. You might want to take it easy at first, then do it faster as you become more proficient. It may be too strenuous for some.AS ALWAYS, ... read more..

Did any of you memorize the poem Invictus by William Ernest Henley, when you were in school? It goes like this: Out of the night that covers me, Black as the Pit from pole to pole, I thank whatever go... read more..

NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unlessaccompanied by a complete financial statement, school history, jobhistory, ancestral lineage, DMV printout, and a current medicalreport fro... read more..

While on vacation with my son and his family, I shared a room with my 4 year old granddaughter.One morning when she awoke, she told me she had some nice dreams and proceeded to tell me about them.I to... read more..

It has been a hectic week at the parsonage. The weather was so gorgeous I really did not see it coming. Nevertheless, come it did. It was Tuesday morning when "it" happened. I got up at my usual time... read more..

A three-year-old boy went with his father to see a litter of kittens.  On returning home, he breathlessly informed his mother that there were 2 boy kitties and 2 girl kitties. "How do you know?"... read more..

When the minister picked up the phone, Special Agent Struzik from the IRS was on the line."Hello, is this the minister?""Yes, this is.""I'm calling to inquire about a member of your congregation, a Dr... read more..

Well, here goes... my first blogging attempt. That is such a silly word, if you ask me. Monday, baby Kincaid got his second round of vaccines at his 4 month check up. He was so crumpy afterwards and... read more..

"Run, Peggie, Run!" may someday be a bestseller when I write it, in retirement years, in a rocking chair with computer attached (visualize that one!). Actually, I am too busy now to even consider it.. read more..