Monthly Archive - Results from #2040

08 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3022

Early

Ok, what is the deal with "The early bird gets the worm"? He gets up early, and all he gets is a worm? It says "the worm," which means one single worm. That seems not very fair, for a bird that goes t... read more..

08 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

819

Quote #2031

Alcohol is a very effective dissolving agent. It dissolves families, marriages, friendships, jobs, bank accounts and neurons, but NEVER problems. - unknown... read more..

08 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

731

One-Liner #1594

My biggest fear about becoming a zombie is all the walking.... read more..

08 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2027

Common Area

“When you've seen one shopping center you've seen a mall.”... read more..

08 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1602

Marriage, Romance, Disappointment

Little Johnny was reading from a Hans Christian Anderson book. "Miss Howell?" little Johnny asked his first grade teacher. "Does m-i-r-a-g-e spell marriage?" "No Johnny," sighed the teacher. "But pe... read more..

05 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

775

What's All These Gadgets For?

Without any hesitation, I will gladly admit that I am on the short side when it comes to gadgets. For me, most of them do not make any sense at all. Instead, I like things simple and easy. As for the... read more..

05 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

530

Cybersalt News - September 5, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy 33rd birthday to my eldest daughter, Alyssa! As I explained 2 weeks ago, August was quite the month around Cybersalt World Headquarters. It had a bunch of emotio... read more..

04 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1939

Christ Died for You and Me

I know that I shall never see A man who loves as much as Thee. My God you gave up your own Son For to ransom everyone! Oh what ugly wounds He bore! Ahead, He knew what was in store. First they bruise... read more..

04 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

726

Quote #2030

"Fear does not stop death - it stops life. And worrying does not take away tomorrow's troubles - it takes away today's peace." - unknown read more..

04 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2198

Ears News

Thief caught stealing corn from garden – charged with stalking!... read more..

04 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

957

One-Liner #1593

The Institute of Unfinished Research has concluded that 6 out of 10 people... read more..

04 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3095

50 Years - 5 Minutes

On an airplane, I overheard a stewardess talking to an elderly couple in front of me. Learning that it was the couple's 50th wedding anniversary, the flight attendant congratulated them and asked how... read more..

29 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

782

Is Being Sane Too Much to Ask?

When young, I remember my grandfather often saying to me, "the world wasn't like this when I was your age." Then he would go on a long rant about how things were much different when he was my age. Fin... read more..

22 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

239

Cybersalt News - August 22, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Digest has not gone out since August 5th, so I thought I better check in! Thank you to everyone who has asked if everything is OK. For the most part, I try t... read more..

22 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

912

And Then There Were Four

Over a year ago, I got out of bed, went to the kitchen for my morning cup of coffee and then I went to the back porch to see if I had any visitors. I have foxes, possums, cats, and raccoons (who are ... read more..

15 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1620

Temptation Is Oh So Tempting

At the beginning of the week, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage informed me that she and some of her friends would be going thrift store shopping on Thursday. I nodded my head and smiled, not kn... read more..

15 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1131

Don't Judge a Person by Their Cover-up

Have you ever had one of those Déjà vu moments? The other week I was in the shopping mall to pick up some items for the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage. She shops so much that I have to help her on... read more..

08 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

926

I Ain’t 16 Anymore

Rev. James Snyder, God's Penman DevotionalsI’ve had so many birthdays in my life that I really don’t know how old I am. All I know is that I’m one year older than I was last year. I would not be able ... read more..

05 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

587

Cybersalt News - August 5, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that our daughter and grandson are arriving today for a 4 week visit. Her husband will be flying out later this month. W... read more..

You Might Belong to a Red Neck Synogogue If ...

04 Aug

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

2848

You Might Belong to a Red Neck Synogogue If ...

You Might Belong To A Redneck Synagogue If . . . (Sorry folks, there was just no way to Gooberfy this one) - People ask, when they hear about oil lasting 8 days, whether it was Pennzoil. - The shof... read more..

04 Aug

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2083

Obedience

While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman who was parallel parking. The examiner asked her, "could you get a little closer?"... read more..

04 Aug

Quotes

Susan Davis

693

Quote #2029

"When you have a friend that's going thru a personal storm, instead of being a weatherman and spreading the news, try being an umbrella and cover them with love." - unknown read more..

04 Aug

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2236

A Difference of One Pinion

Hungry crows have ravenous appetites.... read more..

04 Aug

One-liners

Susan Davis

746

One-Liner #1592

It amazes me how much "exercise" and "extra fries" sound alike.... read more..

04 Aug

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3913

Goober Exam

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober The Goober reported for her University final exam... read more..

01 Aug

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

901

The Blossoming Flower Whisperer

When it comes to flowers, I am the epitome of naivety. I have no expertise whatsoever in the plant world. All I see are red, blue and yellow. Don't get me wrong here; I enjoy flowers. However, when i... read more..

01 Aug

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

579

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone - and welcome to August! Is anybody out there excited about the upcoming release of Joomla 4.0.0? I am. If you are too, email me and let me know what you are looking forward... read more..

31 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

750

Quote #2028

"The remarkable thing about God is that when you fear God, you fear nothing else, whereas if you do not fear God, you fear everything else." - Oswald Chambers read more..

31 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

752

One-Liner #1591

The longest drum solo was 10 hours and 26 minutes and was performed by the child sitting behind me on Delta flight 963 from LA to Tokyo.... read more..

31 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3275

Incapacitated

I was recovering from surgery when a charity representative phoned asking me to take part in a door-to-door fund-raising effort. "Sorry," I replied, "but I've been incapacitated." Undaunted, the cal... read more..