Monthly Archive - Results from #20670

01 Dec

Funny Car Pictures

Pastor Tim

6440

George Bush Texas Limo

Re-election benefit #43 - 4 more years of using the Texas Presidential Limo. ... read more..

01 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

5225

I once heard a comedian express the following commentary about psychic hotlines: "If these psychics are so good then why do they have to ask what your credit card number is? Shouldn't they just know?"... read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

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George Bush Air Force One

Re-election Benefit #65 - 4 more years of using the reconfigured Air Force One. (click here for another perk) ... read more..

17 Oct

Funny Pictures

Pastor Tim

4047

Air Force One

Yes, George W. has been making a few changes! ... read more..

15 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2506

From One Generation to Another

This November I am turning 36. That means I was born in 1965. According to many that also means that my generation has had no defining moment. I disagree. We may have had no Pearl Harbor, but we did... read more..

12 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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September 11 Update

Dear Cybersalt.org List Members, All Cybersalt.org lists will continue to be silent tomorrow, Friday, September 14, to observe America and Canada's National Day of mourning following the attack on Ame... read more..

11 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3396

Day Of Mourning

In response and reaction to today's events in New York City, all Cybersalt.org e-mail groups will be observing a day of silence and mourning tomorrow, September, 12, 2001. ". . . . .a time to weep an... read more..

07 Sep

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

6639

New Socks

The other day I decided to treat myself to something I had been saving for a long time - a new pair of socks. Some time ago after making a large new sock purchase, I buried away in the back of a draw... read more..

20 Aug

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2912

Too Good To Be True

Pssst, buddy, want to buy a watch? Some offers just seem too good to be true. At least that's what Glen and Gloria Sims, of Turnersville, New Jersey thought. Back in June they received a phone call i... read more..

09 Jul

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2120

Obstacle Illusions

The return of summer has also meant the return of an interesting phenomenon at a beach near where I live. On the hottest summer days, light traveling from nearby ocean-going freighters is refracted ba... read more..

29 Jun

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

2426

Open Your Own Gift

This week I heard of as awkward and frightening a situation that any man could face - pinch hitting for an expectant mom at a baby shower. You see, down in Florida there is a work place that had plan... read more..

09 May

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3384

Fly Me to the Moon

My hat is off to Dennis Tito! Mr. Tito is the California, mega-millionaire type who recently became the first earthling to take a vacation that was truly and literally out of this world. For a mere 2... read more..

10 Apr

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3425

Move Closer

In one of the gardens in my backyard, I have a flowerbed with poppies growing in it. (No, not that kind of poppy) I don't even plant them now because each fall they reseed themselves. When spring come... read more..

09 Mar

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

4096

Time To Twinkle

Just over a week ago, from the time of my writing this, I experienced the strongest local earthquake that has occurred since my moving to Canada's shaky left coast four and a half years ago. When it ... read more..

12 Feb

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3343

Worldwide Revival

Recently, after the purchase of a "new to us" TV, my family and I can now watch a local station which features Christian content. It has been an interesting addition to my regular cue of channels to s... read more..

12 Jan

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

4035

Driver's Seat

Recently, while recovering from a brief period of being under the weather, I let my wife drive on a trip to her sister's house. Like most men, I prefer to steer when we travel together. It has nothing... read more..

29 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3458

Y2 Ho Hum

Y2 Ho Hum By the time you read this, we will all know whether or not great catastrophe will have come upon the world at the stroke of midnight on New Years Eve. Sound familiar? It should. It seems li... read more..

07 Dec

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3423

Endless Government - No More Elections

Endless Government - No More Elections (I wrote this for my denomination's national prayer guide in mid November for publication in December. Therefore, I have left the text as is for effect. I know ... read more..

12 Oct

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3298

Two Times Zero Is Still Empty

Two Times Zero Is Still Empty Victoria, British Columbia, where I live, is the only city in Canada using double-decker buses in regular transit service. That's right; true to it's claim of being the ... read more..

13 Jul

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3438

Moving Ahead

As I write this, I am at the tail end of a wonderful vacation in the place I grew up. I've been enjoying seeing and catching up with family and friends. I've also been driving around to old haunts I f... read more..

14 Apr

Cybersalt Shaker

Pastor Tim

3533

You Are History

As I write this, Westside Bible Church, where I pastor, is about to celebrate her 10th anniversary. In preparing for our celebrations, I was profoundly moved as I learned more about the pre-history of... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

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Brave Firefighters

A fire started on some grassland near a farm in Indiana. The fire department from the nearby town was called to put the fire out. The fire proved to be more than the small town fire department ... read more..