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"There is a wisdom of the head, and ... there is a wisdom of the heart." - Charles Dickens, Hard Times read more..

One time we were driving through a construction zone and the sign said, SPEED LIMIT 35mph AHEAD. There were four of us in the car so we were through there in no time.... read more..

Before I could start my first job right out of college, I had to present evidence that I was a U.S. citizen. I showed up with my driver's license and birth certificate. The clerk looked at my driver's... read more..

A mother asked her small son what he would like for his birthday. "I'd like a little brother," a boy said. "Oh my, that's such a big wish," said the mother. "Why do you want a little brother"? "Wel... read more..

When a teenager is watching TV, listening to her music, and talking on the phone, she is probably doing her homework.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It has been a pretty busy day here at Cybersalt World Headquarters, so this week the news is not news: wherever you are - be it morning, afternoon, evening or tomorrow - I ... read more..

A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?" "Beef tongue," replies the but... read more..

  "The art of being wise is knowing what to overlook." - William James read more..

The student asked the professor how many problems there would be on the final exam. The professor looked the student over and replied, "I think you will have lots of problems on the final."... read more..

One day while shopping, my chatter bug daughter who was three at the time introduced herself to the lady behind us at the check out. She proceeded to tell the lady her sister's name and then said and... read more..

“I think it’s wrong that only one company makes the game Monopoly.” – Steven Wright... read more..

- You've read the entire Dilbert page-a-day calendar for 2021 - You discover that staring at your cubicle wall long enough produces images of Elvis. - You've definitively figured out a way to get Gi read more..

This week the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage made a little slip. To her, it was a little slip, but to me, it was a big mistake. It is not always that she makes mistakes that I can profit on. I do... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I had another "time is flying by moment" yesterday when I learned of the passing of singer B.J. Thomas. I became a follower of Jesus in the fall of 1979, when I was 13. A ... read more..

"Friendship always benefits. Love sometimes injures." - Seneca the Elder read more..

Behind every successful working woman is an enormous pile of laundry!... read more..

“Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three rights do make a left.”... read more..

A woman was waiting at an airport one night.  There were several long hours to wait for her flight. She hunted for reading in the airport's gift shop bought a big bag of cookies -- found a place ... read more..

A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just sauntering around the zoo. A twent... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! For self-encouragement, I think it is important to seek out quick little victories from time to time, especially when other things you are forced to do become more complica... read more..

An old wild west fort was about to be attacked. The wily old general sent for his trusty Sioux scout. "You must use all your thirty years of skill in trying to estimate the sort of army we are u... read more..

"He who knows all the answers has not been asked all the questions." - Confucius read more..

She has the personality of a dial tone.... read more..

Martin was a slow worker and found it difficult to hold down a job. After a visit to the job centre he was offered work at the local zoo. When he arrived for his first day, the keeper aware of his re... read more..

Microchips: what's left at the bottom of the bag when it reaches you.... read more..

Once a spider built a beautiful web in an old house. He kept it clean and shiny so that flies would patronize it. The minute he got a "customer" he would clean up on him so the other flies would not g... read more..

For the past month, I have been engaging with my eye doctor. I've had two cataracts removed which isn't a serious thing in itself. But what goes into this surgery is what baffles me. I've often wonde... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Grandma Cybersalt learned a new word today - so I did too. The word is liminal, defined in one way by Mirriam-Webster as, "of, relating to, or being an intermediate st... read more..

"The simple things are also the most extraordinary, and only the wise can see them." - Paulo Coelho read more..

Man blames fate for other accidents, but feels personally responsible when he makes a hole-in-one.... read more..