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I've seen some really awful truffles in my day. Nobody knows the truffles I've seen.... read more..

A young girl asked her father if all fairy tales begin with "Once Upon A Time?" "No," he replied. A whole lot of them begin with "If elected I promise..."... read more..

What a teacher says and what he/she really means. 1. Your son has a remarkable ability in gathering needed information from his classmates.Really means: He was caught cheating on a test. 2. Karen is... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I had to go for some bloodwork and an x-ray on my foot yesterday afternoon and hoped to squeeze in a haircut afterwards - if there was time. I had blocked out two hours to ... read more..

  "Life should not be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in a pretty and well preserved body, but rather a skid in broadside in a cloud of smoke, thoroughly used up, to read more..

A handyman was working for a temple in Allentown, PA, had asked for a raise and was turned down. He decided to quit and went out to look for work. First he went to a Catholic church and was told that... read more..

Never lend money to a friend; it ruins their memory.... read more..

A guy with three eyes, no arms, and one leg is hitchhiking. A British gent pulls over, rolls down the window, and says, "Aye, aye, aye! You look 'armless! 'op in!"... read more..

A friend of mine had just become a district court judge and was nervous about presiding impartially over his first criminal trial. As a former prosecutor, he could see the preponderance of evidence wa... read more..

A young man called his mother and announced excitedly that he had just met the woman of his dreams. Now what should he do? His mother had an idea: "Why don't you send her flowers, and on the card inv... read more..

Did you ever have a week when it felt like something was missing, but you didn't quite know what it was? I had that kind of a week this past week. It felt like something was missing, and I could not ... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I mentioned a few weeks back that Grandma Cybersalt and I have been enjoying watching the live stream of - and videos about - the new volcano in Iceland. It's really cool! ... read more..

"When I'm hungry, I eat what I love, When I'm bored, I do something I love. When I'm lonely, I connect with someone I love. When I feel sad, I remember that I am loved." - Michelle May read more..

A kiss is a pleasant reminder that two heads are better than one.... read more..

After the wild game dinner, the taxidermist felt stuffed.... read more..

As the shopping centre's marketing director, I was putting the finishing touches on an ad. I asked Nancy, the newspaper's sales representative, how to spell "eligible." She wrote it down on a card she... read more..

A parts manager for a small tool repair shop, had occasion to order part No. 669 from the factory. But when he received it he noticed that someone had sent part No. 699 instead. Furious at the factor... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! As you know, I've been sharing videos in the Sunday Cybersalt mailings, but I'm starting to collect a bumper crop of them so I am going to begin sharing some on Thursdays a... read more..

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands: Dear Mom, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you... read more..

  "Intelligence is like four-wheel drive. It only allows you to get stuck in more remote places." - Garrison Keillor read more..

More money is now spent amusing children than was spent on the education of their grandparents.... read more..

Ted Lawrence awakened from a deep sleep. What was that noise? He could have sworn he just heard music coming from somewhere. But that was impossible. He was alone in the house. There it was again, c... read more..

A man went to a barbershop to have his hair cut and his beard trimmed. As the barber began to work, they began to have a good conversation. They talked about so many things and various subjects. When... read more..

During an attack of laryngitis I lost my voice completely for two days. To help me communicate with him, my husband devised a system of taps. One tap meant, "Give me a kiss," two taps meant "Yes," se... read more..

I have always appreciated shortcuts in life. If I can find a shortcut, I will take it because time is valuable to me. I take pride in coming up with a shortcut that actually saves me time. Howeve... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone, and Happy Mother's Day to all who are able to celebrate today. Last week I mentioned that my good friend, Dr. Harold McNabb had published a book, entitled "Spirit... read more..

"Motherhood is never about training your children to be good so they won’t ever fall. It’s about letting them see you fall in love every day with a good God." - Ann Voskamp read more..

One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, four to go, and twenty when you get back for the babysitter.... read more..

“Since I have the shape of a yeast roll, don't you think I would make a good roll model?” - Lawrence Brotherton... read more..

Real Mothers don't eat quiche; they don't have time to make it. Real Mothers know that their kitchen utensils are probably in the sandbox. Real Mothers often have sticky floors, filthy ovens and hap... read more..