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As a member of the organization that installs computer systems aboard Navy ships, I am mindful of how important the off-ship e-mail capabilities are to sailor morale, especially when some vessels are ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thank you, everyone, for your patience and kind words after last Thursday's mailing was skipped due to the pain in my right foot. I'll be honest, "Arthur" really delivered ... read more..

A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells "PIG!!" The man immediately leans out... read more..

  "A preacher's life should be a commentary of his doctrine; his practice should be a counterpart of his sermons." - Thomas Brooks read more..

She suffers in silence louder than anyone I know!... read more..

General Mills makes Corn Chex, Rice Chex, etc. If the Post company bought these brands, then I have a new product for them. Take some Wheat Chex, add pieces of fresh dates and a little cinnamon and s... read more..

While sitting on the train one day, the man next to me started screaming, "Call me a doctor! Call me a doctor!" I asked, "Are you sick?" "No," he replied, "I just graduated from medical school."... read more..

Two older women, Colleen and Melinda, who were rivals in a social circle met at a party at their country club. "My dear," said Melinda, "Are those real pearls?" "They are," replied Colleen. "Of cou... read more..

When Stalin completed 25 years of his rule over Russia, he wanted a special postage stamp issued, with his picture on it. He so instructed the Postmaster General, stressing that it should be of inter... read more..

Stress is not something new in my life or anybody else's, for that matter. The thing about stress is that you never get used to it, or at least I don't. I don't know what I would do if one week I had ... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Sorry for there being no mailing last Chicken Thursday. Every now and then I have a touch of arthritis in my right foot and a really bad flare up had me stuck on the couch ... read more..

Following a heavy-metal rock concert, one punk rocker stopped at the front desk of the hotel and asked if she had any messages. The desk clerk handed her an unsigned note, and she asked for a descript... read more..

I phoned my dad to tell him I had stopped smoking. He called me a quitter. ~Steven Pearl... read more..

A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount of goods totaling a great deal of money. The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn't been paid. The collections manager left a v... read more..

  A little girl asked her brother, "What is love?" He replied, "Love is when you steal chocolate from my lunch bag everyday and I still put it in the same place." - Unknown read more..

Vacation: What you take when you can no longer take what you've been taking all along!... read more..

Once when I wore a younger man's suit I would take anything free. I assumed it was my right to get something free. Then I had a conversation with my grandfather. If anybody knew how to squeeze a... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! The news today is that I can hardly wait until Wednesday to follow up on some of your replies to the news on Wednesday. Some of you are a real hoot! Today's video share is... read more..

"Remember, despite how open, peaceful, and loving you attempt to be, people can only meet you as deeply as they've met themselves."  - Matt Kahn read more..

She drives a vehicle that costs $1,000 a mile ... a shopping cart.... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A Goober named Pam is appearing on "Who Wants To Be A Milli... read more..

“Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.”... read more..

My father, a submariner, was often out at sea for family occasions. As a result, he sometimes forgot about them. One year he missed my mother's birthday. Unfortunately, it was impossible for her to t... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There is lots of news to catch up on this week. First of all, last week I asked if anyone could tell me what it said on my t-shirt in my vaccination picture. Congratulatio... read more..

"The Law of Volunteering"If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead. "The Law of Avoiding Oversell"When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse. "The La read more..

"In a society that profits from your self-doubt, liking yourself is a rebellious act." - Unknown read more..

She calls her car "flattery" because it gets her nowhere.... read more..

“Gossip : Letting the chat out of the bag!”... read more..

From "The Brandon Republican and Eastern Advocate," of Brandon, Mississippi, Volume 1, Number 39, December 29, 1837 NOTICE TO YOUNG LADIES, WIDOWS AND OLD MAIDS Whereas my husband, Isaac W. Odom, le... read more..

What the Engineer Says (and what it means) A number of different approaches are being tried.(We are still grasping at straws.) We're working on a fresh approach to the problem.(We just hired three k... read more..