Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
848

What’s so Peasy About Easy?

I am nowhere to be found when it comes to crafts, remodeling, and just plain fixer-uppers. My carpentry skills are nowhere to be found even though I've looked for a long time. If I try to fix somethin... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
584

Cybersalt News - April 18, 2021

Sunday greetings everyone! I recently discovered that the Cybersalt newsletter archives are showing the same issue over and over and over again instead of the different issue that went out in ea... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
640

Quote #2001

"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do, because I notice it always coincides with their own desires." - Susan B. Anthony read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2170

Disney Security

A long time ago, when the internet was just beginning and simple passwords were needed to protect accounts, my kids were among those who loved going on the Web. They kept track of their passwords by w... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1940

Charitable Giving

A large, well built man visited the church and asked to see the pastor's wife, who was well known for her charity. As he spoke to her he said in a voice breaking with emotion, 'I'd like to draw your... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
2976

In the Bag

I had an offer from a large company and they offered to fly me out to the meeting on business class. During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
738

One-Liner #1564

Overheard: Young bride to friend ... "I'm glad my parents chose my husband for me; I'd hate to think I'd picked him myself."... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
519

Cybersalt News - April 15, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! There was no mailing on Sunday due to a software update that broke something. As you can see, it's all fixed! The big news around Cybersalt World Headquarters is that Gran... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5924

Irritation, Aggravation And Frustration

A boy asks his father to explain the differences among irritation, aggravation, and frustration. Dad picks up the phone and dials a number at random. When the phone is answered he asks, "Can I speak... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
958

Seeing Can Be Rather Expensive

As I get older, and my goal is to get as old as I can, I begin to realize some of the things I haven't noticed in my life. You know how it is; things creep up little by little, and then all of a sudde... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
719

Quote #2000

"If you add anything to Christ, you lose Christ. Salvation is in Christ alone, by grace alone, through faith alone." - John Stott read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
615

One-Liner #1563

He who hesitates is interrupted!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3301

Heavenly Music

I attend a small village church in rural Pennsylvania. On any given Sunday, we may have six or seven faithful little ones who come with their parents for the entire church service. Pastor has a white... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2022

Duet or Not

If Cher were to get cloned, would she be Cher and Cher alike?... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1728

Career Training

The proprietor of a small village drugstore was called out one sleepy summer morning, leaving the establishment temporarily under the sole management of a very young, and very uneducated, clerk. "Jus... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
508

Cybersalt News - April 8, 2021

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Lately, I have been enjoying keeping an eye on the newest volcanoes in Iceland. I mean, I have really been enjoying them! Does being over fascinated with young geysers mea... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
677

Quote #1999

  "Men in suits look really successful until you find out they work for men in t-shirts and jeans." - Unknown read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3110

Bar Houdini

A deputy police officer responded to a report of a bar room disturbance. The "disturbance" turned out to be well over six feet tall and weighed almost 300 pounds. What's more, he boasted that he coul... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
701

One-Liner #1562

Probably nothing in the world arouses more false hopes than the first four hours of a diet.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2160

Salmonauto

What do you call a country, where all the cars in it are pink? A pink carnation.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1588

Stubborn Problem

I had been doing Tech Support for Hewlett-Packard's DeskJet division for about a month when I had a customer call with a problem I just couldn't solve. She could not print yellow. All the other color... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6709

Parrot Attitude

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John t... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
903

Be Careful What You Smile About

I am a student of smileology and have been just about all my life. If you can't smile at something,it's not worth thinking about. Of course, certain things in life are serious, but not that many.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
559

Cybersalt News - April 4, 2021

Easter Rock by Cybersaltine Marilyn H.Easter Sunday greetings everyone - the Lord is Risen! Speaking of Good Friday, Grandma Cybersalt and I watched an online Good Friday service which was a cooperat... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3076

Egg Contents

One Easter Sunday morning as the minister was preaching the children's sermon, he reached into his bag of props and pulled out an egg. He pointed at the egg and asked the children, "What's in here?" ... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2220

Sea You Later

“When the big earthquake happens and southern California separates from the mainland it will be San Andreas' fault.”... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1845

The Merely Festal

There is a stage in a child's life at which it cannot separate the religious from the merely festal character of Christmas or Easter. I have been told of a very small and very devout boy who was hear... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
629

Quote #1998

  "The stone was rolled away from the door, not to permit Christ to come out, but to enable the disciples to see in." - Peter Marshall read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
770

One-Liner #1561

If at first you DO succeed, try to hide your astonishment!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
607

Cybersalt News - April 1, 2021

Oh look, Lizard Thursday - and welcome to the first day of April! Thanks to Cybersaltine Lizzy D. for sending in today's lizard picture. Who would have thought Lizard Thursday would have caught on wh... read more..