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"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?" The father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right." "That's okay," replied Little Johnny, read more..

It was autumn, and the Cree members in their remote territory asked their new Chief if the winter was going to be cold or mild. Since he had been raised away from his culture and traditions, he had n... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I know that's a goat, lol. Remember last week when I shared a dash cam photo from Cybersaltine Raduoos? After emailing him to make sure he had seen it in ... read more..

"Although the threads of my life have often seemed knotted, I know, by faith, that on the other side of the embroidery there is a crown." - Corrie ten Boom read more..

There's one thing about being bald - it's neat!... read more..

There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the ... read more..

Did you hear about the elevator operator who rode to the basement to pick up Dracula? He went down for the Count.... read more..

In the middle of one of Henry Ward Beecher's most potent political speeches, a member of the crowd gave a perfect imitation of a cock crowing. While the audience roared with laughter, the speaker gave... read more..

I have lived long enough to know that the only change that has any kind of reality is the change in my pocket. I keep track of that change with great supervision and count it every day. When people t... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! A big shout out to Barb L., who lives a bit south of where I grew up in Ontario. She asked how to share newsletter items on Facebook. Most of us were told as children ... read more..

"At the end of the day, it is what it is." - Unknown read more..

My husband and I have a magical relationship - whenever I ask him to do something, he disappears!... read more..

Can you believe how many award shows they have now? It seems like they have an award show for everything. They even have awards for commercials! The Clio Awards, a whole show full of commercials. I ... read more..

He claimed he loved her, but would not give up his life for her. That is, he declared, his undying love for her.... read more..

Life can seem ungrateful ~ and not always kind. Life can pull at your heartstrings ~ and play with your mind. Life can be blissful ~ and happy and free. Life can put beauty ~ in the things that you... read more..

1Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Yes, I know those are mountain sheep. Back in November, I shared with you a dash cam picture from my travels during a business trip. That prompted Cybersaltine Rad read more..

Q:  How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A:  We've formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burn out and to figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors ca... read more..

  Always remember this! Grapes must be crushed to make wine. Diamonds form under pressure. Olives are pressed to release oil. Seeds grow in darkness. Whenever you feel crushed, under pressure, p read more..

A mouse looked through a crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife opening a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered. He was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.... read more..

To everyone that received a book from me for Christmas, they're due back at the library on Friday.... read more..

A daddy teased his little daughter by suggesting she liked a certain boy in her kindergarten class. The little girl was quite indignant. "No, daddy, I don't like him!" she stated. "He's only interes... read more..

After a recent college basketball game, the coach spotted a cell phone lying on the floor. He picked it up and handed it to one of the referees, saying, "Here's your phone." "What makes you think its... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone and Happy New Year! I am happy to report that I did finally catch up on my "throw it in the box for later" box (Grandma Cybersalt now has it for taking things to charity), m... read more..

  "My wish for the New Year - That you have someone to love, have meaningful work to do, and have things greater than yourself to believe in; that you have a reason to smile every day and a shou read more..

One of the hardest decisions in life is when to start middle age.... read more..

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me to quit going to those places.... read more..

A few years back, I had my old 45 RPM records out to look through and my daughter asked what they were. I explained that back in the 1960s before CDs were invented, this was how we listened to music. ... read more..

A couple with three children waited in line at San Francisco's Pier 41 to purchase tickets for a boat trip to Alcatraz. Others watched with varying degrees of sympathy and irritation as the young chi... read more..

My human will never let me eat their pet hamster, and I am at peace with that. I will not slurp fish food from the surface of the aquarium I will not eat large numbers of assorted bugs, then come ho... read more..

The Campbell River, British Columbia, Royal Canadian Mounted Police station received this question from a resident through the feedback section of the Campbell River crime page: “I would like to know... read more..