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A DJ was introducing a record. "This next one," he said, "is for Charlotte Burke, who is a hundred and eleven. Hey, Charlotte, congratulations on a ripe old age!" There was a short pause and then th... read more..

A college student with a young child was pleased when her daughter became eligible to attend the day care center at the University. The director of the day care gave the mother a tour of the faciliti... read more..

At a country-club party a young man was introduced to an attractive girl. Immediately he began paying her court and flattering her outrageously. The girl liked the young man, but she was taken a bit a... read more..

A man came home from the office and found his new bride sobbing convulsively. "I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers." "Oh, j... read more..

A rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty senior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me,... read more..

A few weeks after a young man had been employed, he was called into the Human Resources administrator's office. "What is the meaning of this?" the personnel officer asked. "When you applied for this ... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone and welcome to June. Grandma Cybersalt and I are still on the road and get to hear our son-in-law preach today in the church where he pastors! So with that news, enjoy the... read more..

Some weeks can be tough. I’ve had a few in my life that came unexpectedly and challenged my determination. Last week was one of those weeks. We had a serious “Bug Squatting” situation in our ... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I have made it to Ontario and are enjoying a visit with our daughter and her family.  Enjoy the rest of today's abbreviated mailing. ~ Pastor T... read more..

An indigent client who had been injured in an accident went looking for a lawyer to represent him without cost. One lawyer told him that he would take the case on contingency. When the client asked ... read more..

Photo by Susan PageIt is awesome to see or experience God in the natural realm. Examples include anything from a baby’s birth to witnessing a shooting star streaking across the night skies. The wonde... read more..

At the end of my factory shift, I was asked to purchase some supplies. The machines' conveyor belts needed talcum powder to prevent them from sticking, and we had run out of aspirin for workers with n... read more..

A chicken crossing the road is "poultry in motion."... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone and welcome to June. Grandma Cybersalt and I are in Newfoundland: farther East in Canada than we have ever been! So with that news, enjoy the rest of today's abbreviated d... read more..

Many years ago, when my 9 year old daughter was 3, we went to our usual Sunday morning church service. We were seated and waiting for the service to begin, when this woman walked by us in a really bri... read more..

A young lawyer, just out of Law School, was pleading his first case in South Carolina. A train had killed twenty-four pigs, and the young attorney was trying to impress the jury with the magnitude of... read more..

Sometimes, bad days are a blessing in disguise, but you don’t know it at the time. I have learned that whenever I have a bad day, it is not a time to get discouraged or sad. A bad day is often a door... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt and I are travelling. We are enjoying our time. With only a phone to type on, I will tell you more when we are back.  Enjoy the rest of today's abbr... read more..

Photo by Susan PageHave you ever wondered where the expression “worrywart” originated? Apparently, in the late 1950s, a character called the “Worry Wart,” was drawn by J.R. Williams and appeared in D... read more..

- One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in one second. - You can listen to thunder after lightning and tell how close you came to getting hit. If you don't hear it read more..

A bird-hater went to the beach with a pocket full of pebbles to throw at them. He left no tern unstoned.... read more..

Penny, a good Assessment Nurse was awakened at 4 a.m. to make a house call. She reluctantly got dressed and braved a snowstorm. After the examination, she told the patient to send immediately for his... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone. Grandma Cybersalt and I are in "getting ready for the next trip" mode, which includes getting things together so we can try and keep sending the Digest out as we travel ab... read more..

Many things in life can be rather dangerous. For me, the most dangerous things in my life are thoughts. I thought about this one day, and by the end of the day, I was in deep trouble. Thoughts have a... read more..

"The Purpose of Propaganda is to make one set of people forget that other sets of people are human." - Aldous Huxley read more..

I wish my life had background music so I could understand what is going on.... read more..

It's been a while since we saw a goober joke on the CleanLaugh list. For those who don't know what a goober is (according to me) you can see a picture of one here. A goober was playing Trivial Pursui... read more..

It was reported recently that a Washington bureaucrat sent a letter to the state of New Mexico requesting the number of cattle guards in the state. The state promptly responded.  When Washingto... read more..

Let me see if I've got this right. You want me to go into that room with all those kids and fill their every waking moment with a love for learning. Not only that, I'm supposed to instill a sense of p... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! We got some good, heavy rain at Cybersalt World Headquarters last night. That makes me happy because not only is it good for our gardens, our lawn, and our community, it al... read more..