Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20666 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3374

Mastering the Art of Office Meetings with Humour

To really succeed in a business or organization, it is sometimes helpful to know what your job is, and whether it involves any duties. Ask among your coworkers. "Hi," you should say. "I'm a new emplo... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
445

The Other Side

Photo by Susan PageThere were times in Jesusโ€™ short ministry years on earth when He must have reached the point of total exhaustion. Day after day Jesus walked for miles, performing healings, and rel... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
244

Quote #2268

"A bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it begins to rain." - Robert Frost read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
243

One-Liner #1833

Arguing with me is pointless - I realized I was wrong 10 minutes ago and now I'm just trying to make you mad.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4665

Duck Food

Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper: No Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper : No, we have no duck food Duck : Do you have any duck food? Storekeeper : NO!!  We do not hav... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1958

Biggest Knight

The biggest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1741

Real Skill

There was a rich man who was deliberately hard on his farmhand. He gave him a bottle and said, "Buy me a bottle of wine." The farmhand asked, "How can I buy you wine with no money at all?" The rich... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
222

Cybersalt News - May 19, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone. I am Gregg - at least for about half an hour this morning. Pastor Gregg is the community life pastor at the church we attend. He is a really great pastor with an amazing h... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
273

Quote #2267

"Occasionally weep deeply over the life you hoped would be. Grieve the losses. Then wash your face, Trust God. And embrace the life you have." - John Piper read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
266

One-Liner #1832

An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
5636

Why ask Why?

Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive? Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii? Why are there flotation d... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3580

Curious Chimp

Passing by the primate area one day, a zoo attendant happens to notice a chimpanzee sitting on a rock with an open book in either hand, looking first at one and then at the other. Upon closer examina... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1715

Criticism

At a dinner party, one of the guests was an obnoxiously loud young man. He made disparaging remarks about everyone and everything. When served a piece of meat, he picked it up with his fork, held it ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
273

Cybersalt News - May 16, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I am pretty happy that the process of migrating the older Cybersalt servers to newer servers with up to date software is complete. There are still little things that pop up... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5947

๐Ÿ˜‚ Hilarious Children's Sermon: The Resurrection Mishap

A Baptist pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but a... read more..

Susan Page
Susan Page
423

Simple Faith in Action

There is a fascinating story at the beginning of Markโ€™s Gospel, chapter two. Use your imagination to visualize what happened in this short narrative. Crowds had gathered in Capernaum because Jesus wa... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3185

Lawyer Light Bulb

Q: How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb? A: Such number as may be deemed to perform the stated task in a timely and efficient manner within the strictures of the following agreement... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2251

Crime Pun

"Hey you! Pull over!" shouted the traffic cop. The lady complied, and the judge next day fined her twenty-five dollars. She went home in great anxiety lest her husband, who always examined her check read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1836

Just One

One song can spark a moment, One flower can wake the dream. One tree can start a forest, One bird can herald spring. One smile begins a friendship, One handclasp lifts a soul. One star can guide a sh... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
332

Quote #2266

"When you're born you look like your parents. But when you die, you look like your choices." - Dr. Crawford Loritts read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
295

One-Liner #1831

When one door closes another one opens; other than that it's a pretty good car.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
685

Cybersalt News - May 12, 2024

Sunday greetings, everyone - and Happy Mother's Day to everyone who celebrates it! There was a lot of excitement on Friday night when the Aurora Borealis (aka Northern Lights) made a very, very rare ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
4649

Mothers' Universal Contribution to Society

I was bogged down in a store aisle sorting through Mother's Day cards and having absolutely no luck. It is another Mother's Day and I was having trouble selecting the perfect Mother's Day card. I am t... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
0

Quote #2265

"My mother's love has always been a sustaining force for our family, and one of my greatest joys is seeing her integrity, her compassion, her intelligence reflected in my daughters." - Michelle Obama read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
280

One-Liner #1830

Motherhood taught me just how far I can let myself go and still be okay with it.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4852

Progressive Motherhood

Yes, parenthood changes everything. But parenthood also changes with each baby. Here, some of the ways having a second and third child differs from having your first: Your Clothes -1st baby: You begi... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2356

Circus Wife

A husband and wife had a human cannonball act in the circus. One day the wife ran off with the lion tamer. The husband was extremely dejected. The strong man asked him what he was going to do. The hu... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2344

Mothers' Maintenance Manual

Many of us take better care of our cars then we do our mothers and yet we only expect our cars to last 5 or 6 years but we expect our mothers to last for a lifetime. Maybe we need a maintenance manual... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
7846

Rural Church Deacons Caught in Hilarious Pickup Truck Dilemma

Two rural church deacons who were having a sociable beer in the local tavern when they saw their minister drive by and take a good long look at their pickup trucks parked outside. One deacon ducked d... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
300

Cybersalt News - May 9, 2024

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Remember me?  There have been no Cybersalt Digest mailings for the past week because Grandma Cybersalt and I have been doing some travelling. On April 25th, we bo... read more..