Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20637 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5480

Clean Up

My mother is a cleaning fanatic. One Saturday she told me and my brother to get down to the playroom and straighten it up.  We had a party there the previous evening, and she was none too happy ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
554

Cybersalt News - June 4, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I try to keep my mailings family friendly, but today I am including this picture of some young chicks that Kathie M. sent!  Wash your hands, keep safe and e... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
832

Quote #1918

"A strong marriage requires two people who choose to love each other even on days when they struggle to like each other." - Dave Willis read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
749

One-Liner #1480

I've lost my mind, and I'm pretty sure the kids took it.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
903

Wall-to-Wall Flower

The first five florists I called from the phone book knew nothing about carpet or tile. And suddenly, I'm the idiot!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3250

Career Cooling

A long time ago, I worked as an operator on an old IBM 370/Model 138 mainframe at a local college. My position had been reclassified to fall into a new area outside of the IT staff. One day, my new s... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1719

Work Ethics

An assembly line worker at Chrysler was picked for jury duty, but asked the judge to excuse him. "This is a very busy time at the plant, Your Honor, and I need to be there." "Oh, I see," the judge sa... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5612

Psychiatrist's Recommendation

A guy had been feeling down for so long that he finally decided to seek the aid of a psychiatrist. He went there, lay on the couch, spilled his guts and then waited for the profound wisdom of the psy... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
617

Cybersalt News - May 31, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! I don't know about you, but I'm quite excited and happy about how "modern" the latest vehicle taking us into space looks. This is definitely not your grandfather's spacecra... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
915

Love Bugs Are Really Not That Loving

Here in Florida, we have what people call "Love Bugs." I know exactly why they are called “Love Bugs,” but I am not fond of these little critters. Why don’t they just get a motel room? Being shu... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
988

Quote #1917

The most attractive quality a person can have is to love Jesus. Makeup washes off. Looks fade. A heart for God echoes into eternity. - unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
801

One-Liner #1479

See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3284

Watery Deal

A real estate salesman had just closed his first deal, only to discover that the piece of land he had sold was completely under water. "That customer's going to come back here pretty mad," he said to... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
3550

To Coin a Phrase

“I spent a lot of cash in France," Tom said frankly. "And also in Germany," he added markedly. "In Italy, I used my charge card a lot," Tom commented deliriously. "On my way home again, I exchanged ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1722

Rushing, Tyranny of the Urgent

I had always prided myself on being an "on time" person. One morning I overslept and rushed around getting ready for Sunday school. As I ran out the door, my husband tried to say something. "What?" I... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
583

Cybersalt News - May 28, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to serial chicken photographer Kathie M. for today's picture of these birds all cooped up like so many of us!  I am happy to announce that I have finished the ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
5935

Finest Church

A rich man went to his vicar and said, "I want you and your wife to take a three-month trip to the Holy Land at my expense. When you come back, I'll have a surprise for you". The vicar accepted the o... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
879

Quote #1916

"A revival is nothing else than a new beginning of obedience to God." - Charles Finney read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
780

One-Liner #1478

Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3315

Pregnant Stamp

A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit prior to the birth of their first child. After everything checked out, the doctor took a small stamp and stamped the wife's stomach with indelib... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2053

Herb Money

“If a parsley farmer is sued, can they garnish his wages?“... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1801

Success, Rules of Life

There are two rules for success in life: Rule 1: Don't tell people everything you know.... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
6101

Pink Harley

Stuck in rush-hour traffic, I couldn't help but stare at a burly biker wearing a black leather jacket and chaps pulled up next to me on a shocking pink Harley. My first thoughts were, "Is that really... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
613

Cybersalt News - May 24, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Last week I shared a video from Dr. Ravi Zacharias, who was ill with terminal cancer. Dr. Zacharias died on Tuesday. Thinking of that, and wondering what video I might shar... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
964

Casual Is Not Always Appropriate

If confession is good for the soul, I would like to give my soul a little treat. During this "stay-at-home" phenomenon, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly, have been enjoying our ... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
786

Quote #1915

 "I came to Him because I did not know which way to turn. I remained with Him because there is no other way I wish to turn. I came to Him longing for something I did not have. I remain with Him read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
897

One-Liner #1477

Everyone is posting memes and talking about coming out of this quarantine with a new skill or side hustle; I’m just sitting here wondering how I never noticed there’s a turd in Saturday.... read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
2202

Tour de Psychiatry

Freud had a bicycle as a child, and he often took it apart, as he was very interested in what made it work. Thus began his interest in cycle analysis.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1742

Jewish/Christian Relations

A few years ago, there was a news story on the radio about a Jewish synagogue that had a problem with the Baptists down the street. Some Jews were unable to find a space in their own parking lot becau... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
572

Cybersalt News - May 21, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't have a new chicken picture today, but I do have a chicken story thanks to subscriber Dawn M. who shared it with us!wreg.com/news/police-looking-for-aggressive-chick... read more..