Monthly Archive - Results from #2790

08 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

810

Quote #1928

"There have been some who were so occupied in spreading Christianity that they never gave a thought to Christ." - C. S. Lewis read more..

08 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

869

One-Liner #1490

If these last few weeks have taught us anything, it is that stupidity travels faster than any virus on the planet.... read more..

08 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

3503

A wealthy man had a falling out with his two sons. It was serious enough that he decided to change his will. At his lawyers office, he threw his will on the table and said, "This needs an heir cut."... read more..

08 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2073

Encouraging the Sick

Several women were visiting elderly Mrs. Diamond who was very ill. After a while, they rose to leave and told her, "Esther, we will keep you in our prayers." "Just wash the dishes in the kitchen," th... read more..

05 Jul

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

873

Those Used To Be the Days

Being limited as to travel and outside activities can sometimes get rather boring. You can be inactive only so long, and then you get in that car that drives you to crazy land. Finding something to d... read more..

05 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

536

Cybersalt News - July 5, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! There was an interesting phenomena in the sky last night. I'm not talking about the lunar eclipse (which we did not see here at Cybersalt World Headquarters) nor am I talki... read more..

04 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

825

Quote #1927

"The true expression of Christian character is not in good-doing, but in God-likeness." - Oswald Chambers read more..

04 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

821

One-Liner #1489

I’m deeply disturbed by how many people seem to see washing their hands as a new thing.... read more..

04 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3329

Where'd We Get Him?

Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming up a storm. He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?" His mother replied, "He came from heaven, Johnny." Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him ... read more..

04 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2316

Pastor Search

A church was looking for a new minister, and the selection committee finally recommended a young man just out of the seminary. Many older church members protested that a more experienced man would hav... read more..

04 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1885

Worship

In a local church, a priest upset over the ringing of cell phones during his masses has installed an electronic jammer in his church to prevent the distraction... I can just see God now walking aroun... read more..

02 Jul

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

553

Cybersalt News - July 2, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Kathie M. for today's chicken picture. She has sent so many pictures (and I'm not complaining) I bet when her chickens see her they think, "Great, there's the pap... read more..

01 Jul

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3420

The Collapsing Cupboard

A woman went to a store and purchased a new cupboard that had to be assembled. Returning to her home, next to some busy railroad tracks, she read the instructions carefully and assembled it in her be... read more..

01 Jul

Quotes

Susan Davis

981

Quote #1926

"When people fear their government there is tyranny; when the government fears the people there is liberty." - Thomas Jefferson read more..

01 Jul

One-liners

Susan Davis

1012

One-Liner #1488

I don’t like the fact that my chances of survival seem to be linked to the common sense of others.... read more..

01 Jul

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

19128

Twin Pun

A fellow and his wife in Houston, Texas, where the people are all patriots, were blessed with the birth of twins, two identical girls. These twins were born on the 4th of July, and the father, being p... read more..

01 Jul

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1774

Life Is Coffee

A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. The conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life. Offering his ... read more..

01 Jul

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

9052

Picnic Passions

A Jewish rabbi and a Catholic priest met at the town's annual 4th of July picnic. Old friends, they began their usual banter. "This baked ham is really delicious," the priest teased the rabbi. "You r... read more..

There’s Something About A Lazy Summer Afternoon

28 Jun

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

899

There’s Something About A Lazy Summer Afternoon

The past week was an unusually quiet week around the parsonage. It enabled me to do something that I have wanted to do all summer long. Nothing. I am not bragging or anything, but I can do nothing rig... read more..

28 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

741

Cybersalt News - June 28, 2020

Sunday greetings everyone! Today's mailing is going out late because of . . . . sleep. I chose sleep instead of finishing it up. You know, like most people I often feel pretty smart because the... read more..

27 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

324

Quote #1925

"Our calling ... isn't to follow our hearts. Our calling is to have our hearts informed by, directed by, the clear and plain teaching of the Word of God." - R. C. Sproul Jr. read more..

27 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

1069

One-Liner #1487

In the rush to return to normal, use this time to consider which parts of normal are worth rushing back to.... read more..

27 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3874

Medical Alert

A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets. Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied, "I'm allergic to nuts and eggs." The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?... read more..

27 Jun

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

2733

Balogna Fly

A fly was buzzing along one morning when he saw a lawn mower someone had left out in their front yard. He flew over and sat on the handle, watching the children going down the sidewalk on their way to... read more..

27 Jun

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1769

Missions

During the days of the British Raj, a missionary went among the Indians and tried to tell them about Christianity. He explained how Heaven would belong to the faithful. One Indian said, "Your Heaven ... read more..

25 Jun

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

582

Cybersalt News - June 25, 2020

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I want to give a shout out to subscriber John P. today. I had a chance to connect with John over the phone a few days ago and it was really nice getting to know him a bit. ... read more..

24 Jun

Quotes

Susan Davis

984

Quote #1924

"In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies but the silence of our friends." - Martin Luther King read more..

24 Jun

One-liners

Susan Davis

838

One-Liner #1486

And your cry-baby whiny opinion would be...?... read more..

24 Jun

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

4633

Another Reason Not To Drink

A guy entered a bar located at the top of the Empire State Building in New York and sat down at the bar next to another guy. "This is a nice place, I've never been here before," the first guy said. ... read more..

24 Jun

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3397

Finally Heard

Heather and Marcy hadn't seen each other in awhile, so they decided to meet for coffee. The talk naturally got around to their respective love lives. Marcy confided that there really wasn't anyone sp... read more..