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When we moved cross-country, my wife and I decided to drive both of our cars. Nathan, our eight-year-old, worriedly asked, "How will we keep from getting separated?" "We'll drive slowly so that one c... read more..

Therapy is expensive; poppin' bubble wrap is cheap. You choose.... read more..

"It's my own invention," Bob replied patently. read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Thanks to Kathy M. for supplying today's Chicken Thursday picture. Kathie must have a pretty nice house because it looks like they really want in - or maybe they are just k... read more..

One day, Joe, Bob and Dave were hiking in a wilderness area when they came upon a large, raging, violent river. They needed to get to the other side, but had no idea of how to do so. Joe prayed to Go... read more..

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!... read more..

  "When I talk to managers I get the feeling that they are important. When I talk to leaders I get the feeling that I am important." - Unknown read more..

Sandra was out driving her car and while stopped at a red light, the car just died. It was a busy intersection, and the traffic behind her starting growing. The guy in the car directly behind her sta... read more..

Well, this day was a total waste of make-up!... read more..

Here's hoping there is no one like this at your workplace. Faced with hard times, the company offered a bonus of one thousand dollars to any employee who could come up with a way of saving money. Th... read more..

"God grant me the serenity to accept the people I cannot change, the courage to change the one I can, and the wisdom to know it's me." ~ Rev. Tracey Dawson read more..

Don't be worried about your smartphone and TV spying on you. Your vacuum has been gathering dirt on you for years!... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone - and Happy New Year! I hope it's a great year for you full of many blessings. Sorry that there was no mailing on the first Chicken Thursday of the year. The day before we h... read more..

Marriage Tip: "Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that  . . . 'This conversation will be recorded for training and quality purposes.'"... read more..

While the soldiers stood at attention during a parade, a private waved to someone in the crowd. "Jones, never do that again!" the drill instructor whispered. But a few minutes later, the soldier wave... read more..

On the way back to New York as I was sitting in the Phoenix airport, they announced that the flight to Vegas was full. The airline was looking for volunteers to give up their seats. In exchange, they'... read more..

After months of planning and rearranging our schedule, the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage finally organized a little vacation time for Christmas. It takes an awful lot of work for her and, I let ... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone! This is the last Cybersalt mailing of the year and the decade! May God bless each and every one of you as the number rolls over and Jesus remains the same. Rev. James... read more..

The pastor of the church was looking over the cradle in the church's soon to be put away nativity scene when he noticed that the baby Jesus was missing from among the figures. Immediately he turned a... read more..

The Christmas frenzy is over and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and Yours Truly are sitting back surveying our Christmas plunder. Only a few days ago, the house was ablaze with Christmas light... read more..

"If serving is below you, leadership is beyond you." - Unknown read more..

Next week we have a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.... read more..

Don't bother me; I'm living happily ever after.... read more..

A man was seen fleeing down the hall of the hospital just before his operation. "What's the matter?" he was asked. He said, "I heard the nurse say, 'It's a very simple operation. Don't worry, I'm sur... read more..

“How’s it going, Mr. Jello?” “Same mould same mould.”... read more..

"'Twas the day after Christmas and all through the room Strewn wrappings were crying for use of a broom. The children were scattered the friends' gifts exploring Since now most of th read more..

Here's a post Christmas time saving tip! ... read more..

The temperature had taken an overnight plunge, and Minnesota reaffirmed its reputation as one of the nation's coldest states. Despite a wind-chill of minus 40, the steelworkers erecting a TV tower in... read more..

If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:
https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober

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Three goobers, Bubba, Earl and Jeb, were walking home late one night and found themselves on the road that led past the old graveyard. "Come have a look over here", says Bubba, "It's Ze... read more..

'Jesus didn't say, "Come to me all who are crushing it, living your best life and I will give you rest." He said, "Come to me all you are weary and I will give you rest." If you're discouraged, tire read more..