Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1197

Christmas Music Copy

This year I have decided to release a Christmas record called, "Duvet Know it's Christmas" It's a cover version... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3345

Lost, Found, Changed

A lady lost her handbag in the bustle of Christmas shopping. It was found by an honest little boy and returned to her. Looking in her purse, she commented, "Hmmm.... That's funny. When I lost my b... read more..

Funny Christmas Pictures
Pastor Tim
1605

Santa Code

Santa's naughty and nice list has gone digital. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1060

The Difference Between a Fool and Being Full

One thing truly amazes is how fast Thanksgiving goes. Here I am in the living room relaxing in my easy chair just one day after Thanksgiving. My ears are still ringing with all the chatter that went ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1970

Children, Christmas and Technology

As a little girl climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual question, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: "Di... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
580

Cybersalt News - December 5, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I don't know if you have noticed, but I have been repeating chicken pictures for a number of weeks. If you have any original Christmas Chicken pictures (a live chicken, lol... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2066

Teaching Children About Christmas

The Season of Advent was beginning, and I wanted to inform the children that, according the Bible, Jesus is coming twice, once as the baby in the manger, and then as King. So I asked the children, "H... read more..

Christmas Jokes
Pastor Tim
3893

I Know About Santa

I figured that at age seven it was inevitable for my son to begin having doubts about Santa Claus. Sure enough, one day he said, "Mom, I know something about Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and the Too... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1404

Quote #1872

"Every time we use religion to draw a line to keep people out, Jesus is with the people on the other side of that line." - Hugh L. Hollowell read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1228

Steam Rebellion

Today, I noticed that the cover of my ironing board was wrinkled, and I laughed at the irony.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
956

One-Liner #1434

Emergency service provided only with twenty-four hours notice.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1088

One-Liner #1435

I like to make lists; I also like to leave them laying on the kitchen counter and then guessing on what's the list while at the store.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
594

Cybersalt News - December 1, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Welcome to December and may I be one of the first to wish you a Merry and Blessed Christmas! I recently mentioned I would have soon have some exciting announcements about t... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
3233

A Post-Thanksgiving Wishbone

Now that Thanksgiving is over, I am able to sit back and recoup from the activity. I'm not sure about anybody else, but a holiday such as Thanksgiving takes a lot out of me. Of course, it puts a lot i... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2286

Beer

Today on the way to work, I thought I saw a headline that read "Beer Recall." It actually read "Beef Recall." The story explained the discovery of mad cow disease in the United States. Mad cow disea... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2188

God's Omnipotence

I was scolding our pastor for his habit of starting church services late. I mentioned that in my years with the Air Force, when the general scheduled us to take off at 0700 hours, he didn't mean 0705... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1251

Quote #1871

"Waking up when you are a parent is like being shot out of a cannon every morning right into the middle of the circus and immediately begin handed flaming batons to juggle." - @hidingintheclosetwit read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1155

Waiting Sound

Sent my hearing aids away for repair about four weeks ago. I've heard nothing since.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3500

Come About

A young man who wants to see the world signs on to a steamship to be trained as a helmsman. He masters the classroom instruction, then starts his practical training on the wheel of the vessel. In his ... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3191

One Suitcase

There once was a rich man who was near death. He was very grieved because he had worked so hard for his money and he wanted to be able to take it with him to heaven. So he began to pray that he might ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
599

Cybersalt News - November 28, 2019

Oh look, Turkey Thursday! Happy Thanksgiving to all of our American. Whether or not you are eating a large dinner today, here's a fun look at some pants that many of us could use after feasting:www.c... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2196

Quote #1870

"It is one thing to believe the Bible but something else altogether to allow the Bible , through the ministry of the Holy Spirit, to impact and change your life." - A. W. Tozer read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1130

Mithed Chance

Whoever came up with the word dentures really missed the opportunity to call them "substitooths."... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
914

One-Liner #1432

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Advice It's about time we returned to the status quo.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
924

One-Liner #1433

I used to mix metaphors, but that ship has flown.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3567

Day of Thanksgiving

And after all is said and done...the kitchen cleaned up, the football game is over, the kids have FINALLY gone to bed and you lie quietly thinking about your day... your tummy starts to rumble... Twa... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
3024

Thanksgiving Roses

Sandra felt as low as the heels of her Birkenstocks when she pulled open the florist shop door, against a November gust of wind. Her life had been as sweet as a spring breeze and then in the fourth m... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
614

Cybersalt News - November 24, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder reminds men everywhere that we don't have to act like turkeys - even when we want to! You can read "From One Turkey to Another" at:www.cybersalt... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1002

From One Turkey to Another

As a child, my favorite holiday was Christmas, second only to my birthday. These holidays were important because of the gifts I received. Oh, did I look forward to those holidays and all the presents ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
963

One-Liner #1431

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands Be brief, no matter how long it takes!... read more..