Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Quotes
Susan Davis
1179

Quote #1869

"Transformation is serious business. Most believers are living in the bare margins of what God actually desires to do for them." - Lance Wallnau read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1356

Bean There?

Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1965

Why Universities Would Never Give God a PhD

1. He had only one major publication. 2. It was in Hebrew. 3. It had no references. 4. It wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. Some even doubt he wrote it by himself. 6. It may be true that read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
6552

Remembering Names

When I was introduced to a couple visiting our congregation, I decided to remember their names by noting they were the same as those of two characters in a popular children's story. After the service... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
573

Cybersalt News - November 21, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you live in the northern hemisphere, today is one month until the shortest day of the year and then the days will start to get longer - hang in there! In the meanti... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1014

One-Liner #1430

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Description He's deliberately unconscious.... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1111

By the Letter

He hated acronyms and everything they stood for.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2320

Quote #1868

"And when you choose a life partner, you're choosing a lot of things, including your parenting partner and someone who will deeply influence your children, your eating companion for about 20,000 mea read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3656

Construction Accents

An Italian, a Scotsman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site. The foreman points out a huge pile of sand and says to the Italian guy, "You're in charge of sweeping." To the Scotsman ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1872

Normal Life

"Normal" is getting dressed in clothes that you buy for work, driving through traffic in a car that you are still paying for, in order to get to the job that you need so you can pay for the clothes, c read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3387

Listen for the Word

Our five-year-old son went to a church conference with my wife and me. He got restless, so my wife handed him a pad and pencil and suggested he mark down every time the speaker said the word "and." A... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
605

Cybersalt News - November 17, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Rev. James Snyder was very excited about a coupon for a free donut until he had to argue about the taxonomy of what is and isn't a donut. Free doesn't matter if you can't g... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1045

What's in a name, anyway?

I cannot express how ecstatic I was when someone gave me a coupon for a free donut. Normally, I am not overly excited about “free.” All I had to do was fill out a little survey online and they would ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1056

One-Liner #1429

Only variables remain constant.... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1746

Quote #1867

"A woman's family is held together by her wisdom, but it can be destroyed by her foolishness." - Proverbs 19:14 read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1104

Winter Geometry

Today I made a snow angle.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2559

Mysterious Ways, Signs, God Talking

A pastor was working late on a Saturday night at the Almighty God Tabernacle. Around 10:00 PM he decided to call his wife before he left for home. Although the pastor let the phone ring several times... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3188

Finest Equipment

Morris had been playing golf for years, and he had the finest equipment, but his technique never improved a bit. As his friend watched, he teed up at the first hole and promptly drove a brand-new bal... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
577

Cybersalt News - November 14, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a Cybersalt World Headquarters office temperature update: the new fireplace is ordered and I'm looking forward to it being installed in the next couple of weeks. Ho... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3609

Clown Substitute

"If you are wondering what a Goober is, there is a picture of one at:https://www.cybersalt.org/pastor-tim-s-cleanlaugh-site/what-is-a-goober A lady is giving a party for her granddaughter, and has go read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2084

Quote #1866

"Every church is a congregation of sinners...and if that isn't bad enough, they all have sinners for pastors." - Eugene Peterson read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1127

Panning Observation

He who is without oil shall throw the first rod. - Compressions 8.7:1... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
974

One-Liner #1428

Self-Annihilating Sentence: Attitudes Activity is a waste of time!... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3928

Memo Differences

Memo from Director General to Manager: Today at 11 o'clock there will be a total eclipse of the sun. This is when the sun disappears behind the moon for two minutes. As this is something that cannot ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1760

Respect and Position

During the eight years he served as Eisenhower's vice president, Richard Nixon had many reminders of the esteem accorded to people in his position. Once, the Nixons were staying at a hotel in Chicago ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
542

Cybersalt News - November 10, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Amidst society's shifting thoughts about ageing, Rev. James Snyder is grateful he can still make new memories with God. You can read "Getting Old Is Not for Sissies" at:www... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1272

Quote #1865

"If the message you preach isn't good news for every person from every tribe, tongue, and nation, then it isn't the real gospel." - Nathan Finn read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1117

Desk Jockey

First day as a police officer ... Captain: "Why did you call for back up?" Me: "There was a fly in my car." Swat Team Leader: "What exactly do you think we do??"... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
976

One-Liner #1427

Self-Annihilating One-Liners: The Way of the World Transience is here to stay.... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1396

Getting Old Is Not for Sissies

I will not admit to being old, but I am older than I was 10 years ago. Those 10 years have been filled with all kinds of things helping me to get older. I saw an article that said that 60 is the new ... read more..