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Officers at a military installation were being lectured about a new computer. The training officer said the computer was able to withstand nuclear and chemical attacks. Suddenly, he saw that one of t... read more..

The men convalescing at a veterans' hospital during World War II were encouraged to use a nearby golf course. Not all of the patients were strong enough to complete nine holes, but most of them manag... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! If you live in a part of the world that turns the clocks back an hour in the fall, you know we're heading into the dark days of the year. I hope you are a snug and cozy as ... read more..

"It is easier to build strong children than to repair broken adults..." - F. Douglass read more..

The Pope met with his Cardinals to discuss a proposal from the leader of Israel. "Your Holiness", said one of his Cardinals, the Prime Minister wants to challenge you to a game of golf to show the fri... read more..

The slave driver of the Roman ship stared down at his slaves and yelled, "I've got good news and bad news. The good news is that you'll be getting double rations tonight." The mumbling of the happ... read more..

People in Athens hate getting up early ... because Dawn is tough on Greece.... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences: Commands We must be decisive, but on the other hand ...... read more..

~ Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better people. ~ I trace my family history so I will know who to blame. ~ Can a first cousin, once removed, return? ~ Searching for lost relatives? Win the lot... read more..

Congratulating a friend after her son and daughter got married within a month of each other, a woman asked, "What kind of boy did your daughter marry?" "Oh, he's wonderful," gushed the mother. "He le... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt is back so I am happy to offer the full menu in today's digest! The definition of a "Good Day" has changed over the years for Rev. James Snyder. You can ... read more..

  What is sin? Sin is the glory of God not honored,the holiness of God not reverenced,the greatness of God not admired,the power of God not praised,the truth of God not sought,the wisdom of God read more..

The only thing that flat-earthers fear ... ...is sphere itself.... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences A good system can transform complexity into chaos!... read more..

Lately, I have been getting behind in my work schedule. Just when I think I am caught up, I discover something I had forgotten about. If only I could forget what I forgot, I would be happy. I am pret... read more..

Your bedroom isn't cluttered; it's "passage-restrictive." Kids don't get in trouble anymore. They merely hit "social speed bumps." You're not having a bad hair day; you're suffering from "rebellious... read more..

I took my granddaughter to church camp for the first time last weekend. Behind the sanctuary is a restroom facility that is separate from other buildings. A common topic of conversation was a problem ... read more..

Basic Math is the subject I teach at a small community college in western North Carolina. I call one part of the curriculum Practical Applications for Living in the Real World. The day after I presen... read more..

A woman walking down a residential street, noticed a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. She called out to him as she passed. "Hello there! I couldn't help but notice how happy you look. ... read more..

A former friend of mine was married to a great gal; unfortunately, he had to put up with his wife's mother who was a very cranky and spiteful person. In the morning when my buddy got up to go to work... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Grandma Cybersalt is returning home later today. It turns out her flight lands 4 hours sooner than we thought. I'm glad she will be home earlier, but I do wish I had made 4... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World In absolute monarchy, any leader can be a fool, but in absolute democracy, any fool can be a leader.... read more..

Sunday Greetings everyone. Grandma Cybersalt continues to be away on a visit which includes one of our grandkids. This means she got distracted from putting together the full digest for today and so ... read more..

The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job. "Look Miss," said the foreman, "do you have any experience in picking lemons?" "Well... as a matter of fac... read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World It's frightening to think of how many things were completely useless until they were discovered!... read more..

We live in a small town where we have a volunteer Ambulance Corp. We are blessed with many dedicated and fully qualified attendants, who staff our ambulances and give freely of themselves. I was chatt... read more..

Just when I think I have all my bases covered, a new one shows up, and it’s not a home run. I know all my tocks don’t tick, but I do the best I can. I may not be the best all the time, but I try, and... read more..

Two men are driving through Texas when they get pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window and "WHACK," the troo... read more..

My mother began getting calls from people who misdialed the similar number of a new computer repair business. Mom, who had had her number for years, asked the owner of the company to have the number ... read more..

Although this married couple enjoyed their new fishing boat together, it was the husband who was always behind the wheel operating the boat. As time went along, he became concerned about what might ha... read more..