Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
577

Cybersalt News - October 24, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Some regular features are missing in today's mailing. Grandma Cybersalt, who lines up the material for each mailing, is away at a conference and I am home alone preoccupied... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
908

One-Liner #1422

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World If you knew what was going on, you'd be very confused.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
623

Cybersalt News - October 20, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Woohoo! Not only are things back to normal with mail delivery, newsletters are going out faster than ever with the new server! Rev. James Snyder's cell phone gave him a we... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1100

Quote #1862

"There is no pillow so soft as a clear conscience." - French Proverb read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1088

Pacific Counsel

Advice from the Ocean: Be Shore of Yourself. Come Out of Your Shell. Take Time to Coast. Avoid Pier Pressure Sea Life's Beauty Don't Get Tide Down Make Waves! ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
861

One-Liner #1421

Self-Annihilating Sentences: The Way of the World Like everybody else, I'm different.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3610

Songs, Jokes, Sad Stories

Three men worked in the Empire State Building on the 102nd floor. One day the elevator was out of service, so they had to walk up to their office. To pass the time, they decided that one would sing a... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2008

The Wisdom of Silence

When my nephew Arthur was little, the local pastor dropped by my sister's house for a visit. My brother-in-law, an avid fisherman, was preparing for a weekend at the lake when suddenly little Arthur b... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1150

It Was One of Those Weeks

It my stage in life, I have experienced a gazillion weeks. I thought about actually counting how many weeks I have lived, but I don’t have that many fingers or toes. It doesn’t matter how many weeks i... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
622

Cybersalt News - October 17, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! It looks like the new IP has been accepted very quickly by other companies and everyone's inbox received Sunday's mail within hours of it being sent out - wonderful! Enjoy... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3538

Three Students

Three students are leaving their last classes of the day. The law student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I must have coffee." The engineering student is thinking, "I'm tired and thirsty. I m... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3305

Resume Blunders

How bad a mistake can you make on your resume? Here are some real-life examples: "My intensity and focus are at inordinately high levels, and my ability to complete projects on time is unspeakable." ... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
605

Cybersalt News - October 13, 2019

Sunday Greetings everyone. Here is a server-change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address, last Sunday's newsletter arrived very, very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers r... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
995

I Didn’t Know How Young I Really Was

I have heard it said that confession is good for the soul. I want to take that a step further and say confession is good for the body as well. I don’t often think about how old I am, I’m too busy wit... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1027

Quote #1861

"The shortest distance between us and the life we long for is total obedience to Christ." - Max Anders read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1110

Escalating Annoyance

Elevator music bothers me on so many different levels.... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
997

One-liner #1420

He was cured posthumously.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3580

Sign Fun

On a California freeway: Fine for Littering In the window of an Atlanta clothing store: Sid's Pants is Open On the wall of a British Columbia cleaning service: Able to Do the Worst Possible Job ... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1988

Proof of Identity

My friend Bev and her husband were reshingling their roof. As soon as they started, they realized they needed more supplies, so Bev grabbed the checkbook, jumped into her car, and drove the 45 miles t... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3771

Church Is Dangerous Sometimes

This is a true incident from Alun of Elim Church: About 2 weeks ago there was a special prayer meeting in our local Elim Church, the Pastors wife started to pray and ask God to work in the town, she ... read more..

Quotes
Pastor Tim
1129

Quote #1860

"Your duty in service and ministry is to see that there is nothing between Jesus and yourself." - Oswald Chambers read more..

Clean Puns
Pastor Tim
1124

Mostly Englishmen

I've been diagnosed with a chronic fear of giants ... Feefiphobia... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1990

Answering Questions

A salesman was going door to door trying to sell his wares. As he walked up to the next house, he noticed a small boy sitting on the front steps. "Is your mother home?" the salesman asked the small b... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
952

One-Liner #1419

Self-Annihilating Sentence I have become more optimistic and now believe that things could get worse.... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2078

You Won't Understand

Often people say to me "You just won't understand." "You're way too old," or "Way too young," or "YOU are NOT a man." I don't know why some people feel they suffer unique pain. As if they are the only... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3399

Sunday Service

A minister was planning a wedding at the close of the Sunday morning service. After the benediction he had planned to call the couple down to be married for a brief ceremony before the congregation. ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1319

A Minister And A Day Off His Rocker

I was tootling along one day last week, quite focused on getting my business for the day done. In fact, I was feeling good about the progress I was making with my “to-do list.” Nothing is more satisfy... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
578

Cybersalt News - October 6, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! The Cybersalt Site and Newsletters have been moved to a new server. Please let me know if you don't get this mailing. 😏 This week Rev. James Snyder gets a reminder to... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1224

Quote #1859

"Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you." - unknown read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
996

One-Liner #1418

The main trouble with impossibility is that it is never total.... read more..