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The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. "You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?" "That's correct," muttered the patient. "I lik... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a server change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address your newsletter arrived very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers have not yet rece... read more..

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe... read more..

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his c... read more..

Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather's violin. "Old fiddles aren't worth much, I'm afraid," he explained. "What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?" ... read more..

"Grace never seems fair until you need a little." - Bob Goff read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentence Anyone who always tells the truth is a big liar.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! I am happy to report I am 90% over my cold or flu or whatever it was. What a doozy that was! Rev. James Snyder has enjoyed the life long dilemma of the many things in his ... read more..

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!... read more..

Through the years, I have experienced one dilemma after another. I remember my father once told me, “Son, when life delivers you a dilemma, make lemonade out of it.” To which I looked at him with a b... read more..

As a young preacher, my small church had limited facilities, so we held baptisms in a creek. With alligators in the area, however, that was less than ideal. Then a minister friend suggested I bring m... read more..

Six year old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard, and pulled out the heavy flour caniste... read more..

"God's silences are actually His answers." - Oswald Chambers read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentence At the moment, your suggestion has a permanent place.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and welcome to autumn or spring depending on the hemisphere you live in! After 7 days of being sick I finally feel human again - extremely tired human. My relatively new jou... read more..

A joy of which I'll not partakeIs eating children's birthday cake. To "blow out" candles, in a word,Is really patently absurd: Each puff contains sufficient moistureTo propagate your av'rage oyster.... read more..

Where did Captain Hook buy his hook ... ? At a second hand store!... read more..

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asks the king. "Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all d... read more..

I believe my young daughter wants a pair of glasses. I don't know why she does. Perhaps glasses are now "cool" to have in school? But though she sees just fine, she still says she needs glasses. I to... read more..

"Many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror, not their faces ... but their character." - unknown read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentence Right or wrong, it's a message!... read more..

Happy Birthday Dad!Sunday greetings everyone - and happy birthday to my dad! This week's man-cold may have actually been a man-flu! I have recovered to the point of having to try to stay awake during... read more..

Everywhere I look these days people are obsessed with age. More products are sold today to make you look younger than anything else. Everybody desires to look younger than what they actually are. I th... read more..

"Men do not reject the Bible because it contradicts itself but because it contradicts them." - Paul Harvey read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentence This book fills a much-needed gap.... read more..

Studies have shown that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.... read more..

"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical pla read more..

My husband, a forester, often has to consult property owners to determine boundary lines. Walking up a dirt road to question one such individual, he encountered signs that read: "No Trespassing," "Be... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. A big old man-cold has found it's way to Cybersalt World Headquarters and apparently I'm hosting it in my head for the next little while. Fall is almost here! Enjoy the re... read more..

"Your past doesn't define you; Jesus' love does." - Jarrid Wilson read more..