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"I'll have to telegraph him again," Tom said remorsefully. read more..

Self-Annihilating Sentence How can anyone show so little understanding as to be indignant?... read more..

An old preacher was dying. He sent a message for an IRS agent and his lawyer, both church members, to come to his home. When they arrived, they were ushered up to his bedroom. As they entered the roo... read more..

One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends,... read more..

I have a reputation at work for being a strict boss. One day I was in the break room with another manager. I reached into the refrigerator for my lunch, which was packed in an Ace Hardware paper bag.... read more..

This federal election has been called and Canadians will go to the polls on October 21. National political parties are already seeking to capture support from key demographics of Canadian voters. Ch read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Recently, Rev. James Snyder's day alone worked out better than he could have ever imagined! You can read "It Was a Belly-Binge Kind of Day" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman... read more..

"Holiness is not the way to Christ. Christ is the way to holiness." - Adrian Rogers read more..

"I've lost a lot of weight," Tom expounded. read more..

Don't be redundant by repeating yourself!... read more..

It’s not often that a day goes my way. Occasionally, I have a day that focuses on my desires and me. It was a Monday evening right after supper and the Gracious Mistress of the Parsonage and I were w... read more..

Deciding to eat healthier breakfasts, my brother-in-law declared that oatmeal would now be his cereal of choice. But after eating his first bowl, he told my sister, "I hope I develop a taste for the ... read more..

Most of us have now learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of our lives. Have you ever wondered what it would be like if God decided to install voice mail? Imagine praying and hearing the... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday. The weather forecast for Cybersalt World Headquarters today is lots of rain - and we need it! Enjoy the rest of today's mailing. ~ Pastor Tim... read more..

Self-Annihilating Description He's a typical man of distinction.... read more..

A visitor from Buffalo was strolling along the California surf one morning. During his walk he came upon a fellow, fishing pole clutched in his hands, sound asleep against the side of a huge coastal r... read more..

"I would like to think money wouldn't change me; yet when I'm playing Monopoly I'm a terrible person." - Unknown read more..

Patient: Mind if I turn on the nitrous oxide? Dentist: Knock yourself out!... read more..

Day number 180 8:00 am - OH BOY! DOG FOOD! MY FAVORITE!9:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!9:40 am - OH BOY! A WALK! MY FAVORITE!10:30 am - OH BOY! A CAR RIDE! MY FAVORITE!11:30 am - OH BOY! DO... read more..

"Doctor, I'd like you to evaluate my 13-year-old son." "OK: He's suffering from a transient psychosis with an intermittent rage disorder, punctuated by episodic radical mood swings, but his prognosis read more..

When it comes to forgetting anything, I am king of the hill. My forgetting has nothing to do with age because I have been forgetting as long as I can remember. Of course, with age comes an excuse for... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy September! Recently, Rev. James Snyder got a chuckle when his wife took a turn forgetting something. You can read "A Key On the Table Is Worth Many A Chuckle" at... read more..

Self-Annihilating Description He knew everything, but that's all.... read more..

"... all the days ordained for me were written in your book before one of them came to be." - Psalm 139:16b (NIV) read more..

If you boil a funny bone it becomes a laughing stock. That's humerus.... read more..

Dr. Cutter is the local veterinarian in Kennebec County, Maine. He was well-known in town for his wry humor. He surpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to him after an encounter w... read more..

I've heard it said don't go to bed while hanging on to sorrow, you may not have the chance to laugh with those you love tomorrow. You may not mean the words you speak when anger takes its toll, you m... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday - and my eldest daughter's 31st birthday! She had cancer when she was 14 and I am grateful she is alive to make me feel a bit older today. Enjoy the rest of today's mailing!... read more..

"God left you on earth for a purpose. Do it." - Unknown read more..

I saw a sign that said, "Falling Rocks!" So I tried, and it doesn't.... read more..