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There is so much theologically incorrect about this joke I should send it out over three mailings! A blind man with his seeing eye dog walked into a bar. The blind man picked up the dog and swung it... read more..

Part of my job as a public-health nurse is teaching new parents how to care for their infants. As I was demonstrating how to wrap a newborn, a young Asian couple turned to me and said, "You mean we s... read more..

Three little boys were bragging about how tough they were."I'm so tough", said the first boy, "that I can wear out a pair of shoes in a week." "Well", said the second little boy, "I'm so tough, I can... read more..

Self-Annihilating Descriptions Words are incapable of describing what I am about to tell you.... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone - and happy September! Recently, Rev. James Snyder was battling viruses and vermin while he worked on the church computer. You can read "Stuck between a Virus and a Varmint"... read more..

Normally, I’m not a superstitious sort of a person. But then again there is a good case to be made that I am really not normal. If you stop to think about it, (and I have), the average person is a com... read more..

"Lord, please do us a massive favor. Make sin appear utterly ugly and exceedingly sinful to us." - Bob Sorge read more..

People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.... read more..

It was the first camping experience for Jed. As soon as he had pitched his tent, he went for a hike in the woods. In about fifteen minutes he rushed back into camp, bleeding and disheveled. "What ha... read more..

A man and his ten-year-old son were on a fishing trip miles from home. At the boy's insistence, they decided to attend the Sunday worship service at a small rural church. The father forgot to bring an... read more..

Self-Annihilating Descriptions We're home at the usual time, for a change!... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Today I'd like to share a new project I just launched for a client. It's the "DeHaan on Fire" YouTube channel where I'll be interviewing world famous fire investigator, Dr.... read more..

"If being hurt by church causes you to lose faith in God, then your faith was in people not in God." - Larry Bluford Jr. read more..

After I drink coffee I like to show the empty mug to the IT guy to tell him that I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.... read more..

A man was on his way home with a new car, which was absorbing all his attention, when it struck him that he had forgotten something. Twice he stopped, counted his parcels, searched his pockets, but f... read more..

~ Never squat with your spurs on! ~ Never kick a fresh cow chip on a hot day. ~ There's two theories to arguin' with a woman.... Neither one works. ~ Don't worry about bitin' off more than you can ... read more..

Self-Annihilating Descriptions No one goes there anymore; it's too crowded.... read more..

Old man Fielding, the miser, at last went to his reward and presented himself at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter greeted him with appropriate solemnity and escorted him to his new abode. Walking past nume... read more..

Sunday greetings everyone! Forty-eight years of marriage has taught Rev. James Snyder when to giggle and when to think of broccoli. You can learn more about how and why by reading "It’s Hard for Me t... read more..

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was preparing to leave the examination room and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side." Very quietly, the doctor said, "I don't... read more..

Throughout life, I have discovered many challenges. Some I have handled fairly well and others have handled me pretty badly. That is what makes life so interesting. Every day there is a challenge to ... read more..

A young man, fresh out of college, went to see his doctor one day. "Doc, there's something wrong with me. Every time I stand in a baby's high chair and face southwest, and then touch my tongue to a p... read more..

  "This is God's universe, and God does things His way. You may have a better way, but you don't have a universe." - Vernon McGee read more..

Self-Annihilating Description It's the sort of place you wouldn't think twice about passing without a second glance.... read more..

Before my surgery my anesthetist offered to knock me out with gas or a boat paddle. It was an ether/oar situation.... read more..

Esther had a heart attack and was taken to hospital. While on the operating table she had a near death experience, during which she saw God and asked if this was the end for her. God said, "No" and e... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! All is quiet around Cybersalt World Headquarters. Summer is about to wind down, it looks like all our wonderful visits from company have happened and taken their place as c... read more..

I will now predict an unanticipated result.... read more..

"The reason the world is not seeing Jesus is that Christian people are not filled with Jesus. They are satisfied with attending meetings weekly, reading the Bible occasionally, and praying sometimes read more..

The Patron Saint of copying people into emails is St. Francis of a CC.... read more..