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Irish puns are the most O'ffensive.... read more..

A first grade teacher collected old, well known proverbs.  She gave each child in her class the first half of a proverb, and asked them to write the rest. As You Shall Make Your Bed So Shall You... read more..

A little boy was riding the elevator at a breathtaking speed to the 40th floor of a skyscraper. With eyes as big as saucers he asked his father, "Daddy, does God know we're coming?"... read more..

"May your heart be light and happy, may your smile be big and wide, and may your pockets always have a coin inside." - Irish Proverb read more..

The leprechauns made me do it.... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Every now and then you just have to dig up the past, so that is what Grandma Cybersalt and I are doing at Cybersalt Word Headquarters this week. The street we live on is a ... read more..

- photo by Susan PageTo gather a harvest means some seed has been planted. Whether it is a seed of the beginning of something new, a seed of doubt, or a seed of faith, all these seeds will grow under read more..

My husband's cousin married a former Marine who now works for United Parcel Service. They bought their four-year-old son two stuffed bears--one in a UPS uniform and the other in Marine garb. When the... read more..

A man was annoyed when his wife told him that a car had backed into her, damaging a fender, and that she hadn't gotten the license number. "What kind of car was he driving?" the husband asked. "I do... read more..

Sweets are the destiny that shapes our ends.... read more..

The teacher was giving her class of seven-year-olds a natural-history lesson. "Worker ants," she told them, "can carry pieces of food five times their own weight. What do you conclude from that?" On... read more..

"Talent hits a target no one else can hit. Genius hits a target no one else can see." - Arthur Schopenhauer read more..

I have neither the time nor the crayons to explain this to you.... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! My good friend, Harold McNabb, shared today's news image on Facebook and when I saw it I was so struck by its wonderful truth that I had to share it with you today! Today... read more..

Often, I get agitated by people I call "idiots." I don't have an inclusive definition for what an idiot really is; I just use the word carelessly. Especially is this true when I'm out in the neighbor... read more..

"The fruits of your labors may be reaped two generations from now. Trust, even when you don't see the results." - Henri Nouwen read more..

In March 1992 a man living in Newtown near Boston Massachusetts received a bill for his as yet unused credit card stating that he owed $0.00.  He ignored it and threw it away.  In April he r... read more..

A friend of mine bought a new car that sported an on-board computer. One Sunday morning when he got into the car to drive to church, the digital display lit up. Glancing at the readout, he chuckled at... read more..

This project is so important that we can't let things that are more important interfere with it.... read more..

"Lord, give me the strength to change the things I can, the grace to accept the things I cannot, and a great big bag of money." read more..

A preacher phoned the city's newspaper. "Thank you very much," said he, "for the error you made when you announced my sermon topic for last Sunday. The topic I sent you was 'What Jesus Saw in A Publi... read more..

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! I'm off to the dentist today to get my teeth cleaned and to be reminded that I should remember to brush behind my front teeth as well! I do pretty well with brushing and fl... read more..

- photo by Susan PageEaster is a time when we stop and reflect on the gift of eternal life through the sacrifice of our Lord and Saviour, Jesus Christ. The Good News of the cross has the power to tran read more..

“It was one of those March days when the sun shines hot and the wind blows cold: when it is summer in the light, and winter in the shade.” ― Charles Dickens, Great Expectations... read more..

Sometimes you might feel like no one's there for you, but you know who's always there for you? Laundry. Laundry will always be there for you.... read more..

Farmer Joe decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the trucking company responsible for the accident to court.  In court the trucking company's fancy lawyer was questio... read more..

Joseph Stalin's grave was a Communist Plot.... read more..

Windsor Castle, outside of London, is directly in the flight path of Heathrow International Airport. While a group of tourists was standing outside the castle admiring the elegant structure, a plane ... read more..

Sunday greetings, everyone! There was no Chicken Thursday mailing last week. Things were already pretty crazy workwise and on top of that I help a friend move. The move itself wasn't that bad because... read more..

If it were not for decisions, my life would be perfect. After all these years, I still wrestle with decision-making. I admit that I often don’t make good decisions. I'm not sure, so don't repeat this... read more..