Monthly Archive - Results from #3300

05 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1255

Quote #1859

"Speak in such a way that others love to listen to you. Listen in such a way that others love to speak to you." - unknown read more..

05 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

1025

One-Liner #1418

The main trouble with impossibility is that it is never total.... read more..

03 Oct

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3240

The psychiatrist was interviewing a first-time patient. "You say you're here," he inquired, "because your family is worried about your taste in socks?" "That's correct," muttered the patient. "I lik... read more..

03 Oct

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

646

Cybersalt News - October 3, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Here is a server change update: If you have an AOL, Yahoo, Verizon, or Rogers email address your newsletter arrived very late. In fact, 10% of subscribers have not yet rece... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1445

Chaussure Chauffeur

What do you call a French guy wearing sandals? Philippe Philoppe... read more..

02 Oct

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

5014

Chair Philosophy

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his c... read more..

02 Oct

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1876

Appraisals

Since he runs a pawnshop, I decided to ask a friend of mine to appraise my grandfather's violin. "Old fiddles aren't worth much, I'm afraid," he explained. "What makes it a fiddle and not a violin?" ... read more..

02 Oct

Quotes

Susan Davis

1247

Quote #1858

"Grace never seems fair until you need a little." - Bob Goff read more..

02 Oct

One-liners

Susan Davis

946

One-Liner #1417

Self-Annihilating Sentence Anyone who always tells the truth is a big liar.... read more..

29 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

662

Cybersalt News - September 29, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone! I am happy to report I am 90% over my cold or flu or whatever it was. What a doozy that was! Rev. James Snyder has enjoyed the life long dilemma of the many things in his ... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1198

I'm All Shook Up

Hip replacement? More like a pelvis impersonator!... read more..

28 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1096

To Grin or Not to Grin, Is My Dilemma

Through the years, I have experienced one dilemma after another. I remember my father once told me, “Son, when life delivers you a dilemma, make lemonade out of it.” To which I looked at him with a b... read more..

28 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

16721

Alternative Baptism

As a young preacher, my small church had limited facilities, so we held baptisms in a creek. With alligators in the area, however, that was less than ideal. Then a minister friend suggested I bring m... read more..

28 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

2087

Pancakes

Six year old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes. He found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard, and pulled out the heavy flour caniste... read more..

28 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

333

Quote #1857

"God's silences are actually His answers." - Oswald Chambers read more..

28 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

956

One-Liner #1416

Self-Annihilating Sentence At the moment, your suggestion has a permanent place.... read more..

26 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

651

Cybersalt News - September 26, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday and welcome to autumn or spring depending on the hemisphere you live in! After 7 days of being sick I finally feel human again - extremely tired human. My relatively new jou... read more..

25 Sep

Pearly Gates Jokes

Pastor Tim

3228

Let Us Spray

A joy of which I'll not partakeIs eating children's birthday cake. To "blow out" candles, in a word,Is really patently absurd: Each puff contains sufficient moistureTo propagate your av'rage oyster.... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Puns

Susan Davis

1215

Pirate Parts for Sale

Where did Captain Hook buy his hook ... ? At a second hand store!... read more..

25 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3259

Friends Like That

A knight and his men return to their castle after a long hard day of fighting. "How are we faring?" asks the king. "Sire," replies the knight, "I have been robbing and pillaging on your behalf all d... read more..

25 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1849

Vision

I believe my young daughter wants a pair of glasses. I don't know why she does. Perhaps glasses are now "cool" to have in school? But though she sees just fine, she still says she needs glasses. I to... read more..

25 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

958

Quote #1856

"Many people would be scared if they saw in the mirror, not their faces ... but their character." - unknown read more..

25 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

953

One-Liner #1415

Self-Annihilating Sentence Right or wrong, it's a message!... read more..

22 Sep

Cybersalt News

Pastor Tim

606

Cybersalt News - September 22, 2019

Happy Birthday Dad!Sunday greetings everyone - and happy birthday to my dad! This week's man-cold may have actually been a man-flu! I have recovered to the point of having to try to stay awake during... read more..

I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way

21 Sep

God's Penman

Rev. James L. Snyder

1104

I Wasn’t Born Old It Just Happened That Way

Everywhere I look these days people are obsessed with age. More products are sold today to make you look younger than anything else. Everybody desires to look younger than what they actually are. I th... read more..

21 Sep

Quotes

Susan Davis

1155

Quote #1855

"Men do not reject the Bible because it contradicts itself but because it contradicts them." - Paul Harvey read more..

21 Sep

One-liners

Susan Davis

996

One-Liner #1414

Self-Annihilating Sentence This book fills a much-needed gap.... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Puns

Pastor Tim

1024

Farm Talk

Studies have shown that cows produce more milk when the farmer talks to them. It's a case of in one ear and out the udder.... read more..

20 Sep

Clean Jokes

Pastor Tim

3740

House Points

"This house," said the real estate salesman, "has both its good points and its bad points. To show you I'm honest, I'm going to tell you about both. The disadvantages are that there is a chemical pla read more..

20 Sep

Illustrations

Pastor Tim

1877

Making Friends

My husband, a forester, often has to consult property owners to determine boundary lines. Walking up a dirt road to question one such individual, he encountered signs that read: "No Trespassing," "Be... read more..