Monthly Archive

Welcome to our Archives page. On this page you will find a total of 20640 of our articles broken down into Months and Years.
Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
673

Cybersalt News - August 4, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. It has been a while since I added any new funny picture pages to the Cybersalt site. I work on so many other people's web projects that my sites become proverbial mechanic'... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3611

Sarahrella

After watching the movie Cinderella, five-year-old Sarah started using her pinwheel as a magic wand, pretending she was a fairy godmother. "Make three wishes," she told her mother, "and I'll grant the... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
2692

Everybody and Nobody

This is a little story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody. There was an important job to be done and Everybody was sure that Somebody would do it. Anybody could have do... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
2008

Quote 1841

"LORD, calm my anxious heart and the urgent demand for quick results. Help me to wait on you, trusting that your timing is perfect." - unknown read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1096

Thanks Honey

CYCLOPS: How do you spell Hawaii? WIFE: [biting lip] well ... you need 2 i's CYCLOPS: [puts pen down] My life is just a joke to you, isn't it Linda.... read more..

Funny Cat Pictures
Pastor Tim
2270

Cat Chiropractor

The chiropractor really had FiFi feeling loose! ... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1074

And Then, There It Was

It is not that I do not like to travel; I just don’t like to leave home. I am quite comfortable at home where I have everything I need within easy reach. Sometimes I have to travel to a conference or... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
982

One-liner #1400

Competition for the apathy prize is keen!... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
772

Cybersalt News - August 1, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Cybersalt World Headquarters is abuzz as my best friend from childhood, his wife, and three of their children have arrived for a nine day visit. I have no idea how I can&nb... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3680

Children Grieving

Little Benny and his daddy were standing in front of the lion's cage at the zoo. Benny's father was explaining how ferocious and strong lions are, and Benny was taking it all in with a serious expres... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1447

Quote #1840

"Sometimes the grass is greener on the other side because it's fake." - David "Avocado" Wolfe read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1162

Rail Nap

"I shouldn't sleep on railroad tracks," said Tom, beside himself. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4098

Long Living

A tough old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a little gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously and... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1980

Job Security

A newspaper writer, after working for 17 long years, was finally granted two months leave, during which time he would be fully paid. However, he turned down his boss' kind offer. The boss asked, "Why... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1035

One-liner #1399

I used to be conceited, but now I am perfect.... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
613

Cybersalt News - July 28, 2019

Sunday greetings everyone. This week Rev. James Snyder remembers a lost friend and the many stories he would tell. You can read "Did I Tell You The Story…?" at:www.cybersalt.org/gods-penman/did-i-tel... read more..

God's Penman
Rev. James L. Snyder
1045

Did I Tell You The Story…?

I was having a rather down day recently. You know how it is; you are going along 100 miles an hour and finally you crash. I was experiencing one of those reality crashes. Reclining in my chair, drink... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1511

Quote #1839

"Observed duties maintain our credit; but secret duties maintain our life." - John Flavel read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1029

Shy of a Helmet

"I keep banging my head on things," Tom said bashfully. read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
4035

Fishing Wife

"So, what's the matter?" asked one woman of her friend over coffee. "I thought you just got back from a nice relaxing fishing trip with your husband." "Oh, everything went wrong," the second woman an read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1878

Contribution

A pig and a chicken were walking by a church where a gala charity event was taking place. Getting caught up in the spirit, the pig suggested to the chicken that they each make a contribution. "Great ... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
974

One-liner #1398

As long as I live, I will never forget what's-her-name.... read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
1431

Express Desire

A pastor in Central Illinois went to the railroad depot everyday to watch the express train go by. People from his church noticed this and we're concerned about him. Finally the head of the church b... read more..

Cybersalt News
Pastor Tim
637

Cybersalt News - July 25, 2019

Oh look, Chicken Thursday! Last week I shared a riddle I've been experiencing in life and Roger B. replied and shared a great laugh I had never heard before.  As a reminder, here is my riddle. A... read more..

Pearly Gates Jokes
Pastor Tim
3143

Truth in Politics

It was election time and a politician decided to go out to the local reservation and try to get the Native American vote. They were all assembled in the Council Hall to hear the speech. The politician... read more..

Quotes
Susan Davis
1243

Quote #1838

"A salvation that does not lead to service is no salvation at all." - Catherine Booth read more..

Clean Jokes
Pastor Tim
3840

Retirement Savings

Shirley and Abe, a retired couple from New York City, living in Miami Beach, are getting ready to go out to dinner. Shirley says, "Abe, darling, do you want me to wear this Chanel suit or the Gucci?"... read more..

Illustrations
Pastor Tim
1827

Salesmanship

My buddy applied for a job as an insurance salesman. Where the form requested "prior experience," he wrote "lifeguard." That was it. Nothing else. "We're looking for someone who can not only sell ins... read more..

Clean Puns
Susan Davis
1062

Carrots are Orange Too

Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again!... read more..

One-liners
Susan Davis
1081

One-liner #1397

It is no illusion that wide ties make the face look wider.... read more..